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Comments on: I am in Denial About My Ability to Take Naps https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-am-in-denial-about-my-ability-to-take-naps/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 25 Jun 2014 18:06:24 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Jon Kim https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-am-in-denial-about-my-ability-to-take-naps/#comment-91826 Wed, 25 Jun 2014 18:06:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3595#comment-91826 Ughh ,,,, time for me to take a nap …………….

]]> By: Dei Starr https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-am-in-denial-about-my-ability-to-take-naps/#comment-8978 Tue, 11 Sep 2012 01:31:13 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3595#comment-8978 For me it’s the early morning, “Oh, I have time for 15 more minutes…” thing that gets me.  Not only do I sleep in longer than 15 more minutes, but I end up late every time I try to pamper myself and let myself sleep in a bit.  Needless to say I either have to get up when the alarm goes off or resign myself to a day of sleep.  Which, if I didn’t have anything to do, would be fantastic.  Note: I used to be one of those people who thrives on less than eight hours a night.  Then I had children.  I’m positive that children are energy vampires who feed on you while you sleep, but I have yet to prove this theory.  Partly because I’m always so tired I have no energy to devote to ridiculous theories.  

]]> By: ToscaSac https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-am-in-denial-about-my-ability-to-take-naps/#comment-8965 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 05:46:07 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3595#comment-8965 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  ToscaSac How do you like to sleep? Curled up? Under blankets? On your side? Face down? I napped in my car Thursday night after class. Came inside and went right to bed.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-am-in-denial-about-my-ability-to-take-naps/#comment-8956 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 04:01:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3595#comment-8956 In reply to AngelicArtwork.

AngelicArtwork  Fine – I reject you first!  

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-am-in-denial-about-my-ability-to-take-naps/#comment-8955 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 04:01:07 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3595#comment-8955 In reply to MicheleLeAnn.

MicheleLeAnn  That just sounds like good ol’ fashioned depression. Ha.

]]> By: MicheleLeAnn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-am-in-denial-about-my-ability-to-take-naps/#comment-8953 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 02:06:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3595#comment-8953 My naps tend to last for 12 hours.  So I don’t even bother anymore.  =

]]> By: Craziness Abounds https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-am-in-denial-about-my-ability-to-take-naps/#comment-8940 Sun, 09 Sep 2012 16:31:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3595#comment-8940 haha   That is why I love you DJ. Next I’m just going in my room and taking a nap. Sounds heavenly.. 🙂

]]> By: AngelicArtwork https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-am-in-denial-about-my-ability-to-take-naps/#comment-8931 Sun, 09 Sep 2012 07:46:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3595#comment-8931 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  AngelicArtwork  Too much baggage in that, between your girl and my guy haha

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-am-in-denial-about-my-ability-to-take-naps/#comment-8914 Sun, 09 Sep 2012 01:11:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3595#comment-8914 In reply to ModMomBeyondIndieDom.

ModMomBeyondIndieDom  Oh, my God! You just nailed it. You fixed me!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-am-in-denial-about-my-ability-to-take-naps/#comment-8912 Sun, 09 Sep 2012 01:11:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3595#comment-8912 In reply to Kianwi.

Kianwi  Stop telling me what to do!

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