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Comments on: I Almost Ate One of Your Kidney Stones https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-almost-ate-one-of-your-kidney-stones/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 17 Aug 2016 09:25:23 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Meagan Peters https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-almost-ate-one-of-your-kidney-stones/#comment-284013 Wed, 17 Aug 2016 09:25:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4588#comment-284013 Have a little class! It would have been more logical to crush it up and snort it. You can’t just throw random items back like a 3 year old, adults prepare and plan!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-almost-ate-one-of-your-kidney-stones/#comment-24691 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:23:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4588#comment-24691 In reply to AlwaysARedhead.

There was a dude who gave birth once I think. It’s worthy of a Google.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-almost-ate-one-of-your-kidney-stones/#comment-24690 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:23:20 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4588#comment-24690 In reply to BarbMH.

As long as it gives you super powers, I say go for it!

]]> By: AlwaysARedhead https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-almost-ate-one-of-your-kidney-stones/#comment-18954 Tue, 12 Nov 2013 07:29:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4588#comment-18954 From what I hear, men still have nothing to complain about until they can push out a baby through that tiny hole.

]]> By: BarbMH https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-almost-ate-one-of-your-kidney-stones/#comment-10551 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 02:00:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4588#comment-10551 Yeah I’m totally eating my placenta but not like in a stew. I am paying someone to crush it up and put it capsule pills so I will ingest it like a daily vitamin. Placenta encapsulation, google it. It may be less gross than you think.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-almost-ate-one-of-your-kidney-stones/#comment-10526 Sun, 09 Dec 2012 06:59:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4588#comment-10526 In reply to Natalie the Singingfool.

Natalie the Singingfool  Yes, but I contend it still would have been hilarious.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-almost-ate-one-of-your-kidney-stones/#comment-10525 Sun, 09 Dec 2012 06:59:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4588#comment-10525 In reply to Nicole Mojan.

Nicole Mojan  Hey, you’re pretty so I would’ve eaten the stone. The idea of  menstrual blood on the stone though was a huge turn off. I would have soaked it in bleach to return it to it’s natural color first.

]]> By: Nicole Mojan https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-almost-ate-one-of-your-kidney-stones/#comment-10498 Fri, 07 Dec 2012 06:31:06 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4588#comment-10498 I am equal parts flattered and mortified. Okay, I lied. Mostly flattered. I promise not to get my menses all over the next one, and I appreciate your offer to run it through the dishwasher first.

]]> By: KateHall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-almost-ate-one-of-your-kidney-stones/#comment-10487 Wed, 05 Dec 2012 19:18:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4588#comment-10487 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog @KateHall No denying that.

]]> By: Natalie the Singingfool https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-almost-ate-one-of-your-kidney-stones/#comment-10486 Wed, 05 Dec 2012 18:13:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4588#comment-10486 I must say, I’m relieved you aren’t going through with it, because yuck.

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