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Comments on: How To Go From a Six to an Eight in Hotness https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/how-to-go-from-a-six-to-an-eight-in-hotness/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 22 Feb 2016 20:27:22 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/how-to-go-from-a-six-to-an-eight-in-hotness/#comment-6637 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:29:44 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2793#comment-6637 In reply to Katjaneway.

 @Katjaneway  I did not know that!  Plus, you’re 45% less weird than Oregon residents.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/how-to-go-from-a-six-to-an-eight-in-hotness/#comment-6636 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:28:56 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2793#comment-6636 In reply to elleroy5.

 @elleroy5  I was pandering.  Not ashamed.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/how-to-go-from-a-six-to-an-eight-in-hotness/#comment-6635 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:28:38 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2793#comment-6635 In reply to wilyguy.

 @wilyguy  Yes.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/how-to-go-from-a-six-to-an-eight-in-hotness/#comment-6396 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 06:11:37 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2793#comment-6396 In reply to robynbanx.

 @robynbanx  Hmm… I’ll have to judge that personally.  Need on/off photos.

]]> By: robynbanx https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/how-to-go-from-a-six-to-an-eight-in-hotness/#comment-6369 Wed, 20 Jun 2012 20:53:59 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2793#comment-6369 I ride a motorcycle year round. Guess I’m 2 pts up 7 / 365.

]]> By: elleroy5 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/how-to-go-from-a-six-to-an-eight-in-hotness/#comment-6045 Sat, 19 May 2012 16:25:42 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2793#comment-6045 Was this what you told the cop above in order to get out of that speeding ticket? I think you’re pandering. I like that in a man.

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/how-to-go-from-a-six-to-an-eight-in-hotness/#comment-6044 Sat, 19 May 2012 16:21:39 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2793#comment-6044 I sometimes wear sunglasses over my glasses. That automatically makes me even hotter, right?? lol I’m jk. I know, it’s lame, but I only do it in the car. No one can tell from in there. I need to wear my contacts again, but they drive me nuts a lot of the time. I’d love to be able to buy those magnetic sunglasses that hook your your frame, but they’re  definitely  not cheap. Did you know WA state spends more on sunglasses than any other state? I think it’s because the sun only shows up 2 months out of the year and we lose them in the meantime! That should make WA the hottest state of all, because we wear our sunglasses 24/7 for 2 months straight. lol

]]> By: wilyguy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/how-to-go-from-a-six-to-an-eight-in-hotness/#comment-6043 Sat, 19 May 2012 10:42:14 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2793#comment-6043 What if you’re already a 10? Does this diminish your hotness?

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