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Comments on: How I Got Out Of A Ticket https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/how-i-got-out-of-a-ticket/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 24 Oct 2012 03:49:12 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: KareDiane https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/how-i-got-out-of-a-ticket/#comment-9407 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 03:49:12 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2530#comment-9407 I got my one and only ticket last fall. I was not feeling well, trying to just get there and get get, ignored the fact that I was perhaps driving a tad faster than the other cars…. and it was what it was.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/how-i-got-out-of-a-ticket/#comment-8769 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2530#comment-8769 I cried the last time I got a ticket, & the douche told me to calm down & get control of myself. That made me panic even more. He asked me to step outside the vehicle, & proceeded to test my drunk-ness. Of which I had none. Because I really am just a person who suffers anxiety & hates getting in trouble & fears authority. I teach my kids that cops are who answers your 911 calls, & that they are local heroes who save lives & put themselves in danger to do so… but by Zeus they are mean bastards when given the half the chance. I got no warning that night. I got a full-on ticket. 🙁
 
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]]> By: Andi Roo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/how-i-got-out-of-a-ticket/#comment-5776 Fri, 27 Apr 2012 18:56:46 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2530#comment-5776 I cried the last time I got a ticket, & the douche told me to calm down & get control of myself. That made me panic even more. He asked me to step outside the vehicle, & proceeded to test my drunk-ness. Of which I had none. Because I really am just a person who suffers anxiety & hates getting in trouble & fears authority. I teach my kids that cops are who answers your 911 calls, & that they are local heroes who save lives & put themselves in danger to do so… but by Zeus they are mean bastards when given the half the chance. I got no warning that night. I got a full-on ticket. 🙁
 
Andi-Roo /// @theworld4realz
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]]> By: Online Auto Insurance https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/how-i-got-out-of-a-ticket/#comment-5739 Wed, 25 Apr 2012 09:31:25 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2530#comment-5739 Almost all of whatever you claim is supprisingly appropriate and that makes me ponder why I had not looked at this with this light before. This particular piece truly did switch the light on for me personally as far as this topic goes. But at this time there is 1 factor I am not too comfortable with so while I attempt to reconcile that with the main idea of your point, permit me see exactly what the rest of the readers have to point out.Well done. @ http://tinyurl.com/6py5ql6

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/how-i-got-out-of-a-ticket/#comment-5696 Sun, 22 Apr 2012 22:12:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2530#comment-5696 In reply to BrekkeFerguson.

 @BrekkeFerguson  Oh, crying is good.  You should have totally gone there.  Nothing is worse than having to deal with a crying woman.

]]> By: BrekkeFerguson https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/how-i-got-out-of-a-ticket/#comment-5691 Sun, 22 Apr 2012 06:34:10 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2530#comment-5691 I got my first ticket earlier this month in Oregon. I made a stupid rookie mistake and pretty much froze up and was trying really hard not to burst into tears from sheer nerves. Yeah. I was apparently going 83 in a 65. That’s a hefty ticket in Oregon. *facepalm* So…my very first ticket is of course a doozy because I can’t do anything by halves.  

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/how-i-got-out-of-a-ticket/#comment-5690 Sat, 21 Apr 2012 21:47:05 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2530#comment-5690 In reply to about100percent.

 @about100percent  Pictures or I don’t believe you.  (My girlfriend is not going to appreciate that joke)

]]> By: about100percent https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/how-i-got-out-of-a-ticket/#comment-5689 Sat, 21 Apr 2012 20:52:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2530#comment-5689 I got pulled over for speeding last week – 66 in a 45.   I was following my husband back from purchasing his new company car, in an unfamiliar area.   I was so upset for being pulled over that I  could barely explain why I was speeding.   I’m usually very aware of my speed – I use cruise control everywhere – but I was trying to keep up with my husband so I wouldn’t get lost.   My husband actually talked to the cop to see if he would let me off with a warning, and he also let it drop that his brother is also an officer.    My ticket was $111.   The kicker?   I used cruise the rest of the way home, and my husband resumed his speed and I lost him.   I ended up taking a wrong turn and ended up coming home 45 minutes after my husband got home.   Cops hate me.   AND I have boobs.   Good ones, too.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/how-i-got-out-of-a-ticket/#comment-5688 Sat, 21 Apr 2012 20:40:26 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2530#comment-5688 In reply to HeatherRG.

 @HeatherRG  The dog helped and when he asked where I was going I told him “getting home to see my family.”  Which was technically true, except it was my folks.

]]> By: HeatherRG https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/how-i-got-out-of-a-ticket/#comment-5686 Sat, 21 Apr 2012 19:43:12 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2530#comment-5686 In reply to HeatherRG.

Good thing cops never make me spell…..

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