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Comments on: Hits (And Misses) From My Writing Class With The Onion https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/hits-misses-writing-class-onion/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 14 Apr 2018 16:23:08 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/hits-misses-writing-class-onion/#comment-397846 Wed, 24 Jan 2018 14:08:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=10960#comment-397846 In reply to Marcy L.

It is great and intimidating! But so are most worthwhile things in life, I guess. Thanks for reading!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/hits-misses-writing-class-onion/#comment-397844 Wed, 24 Jan 2018 14:07:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=10960#comment-397844 In reply to jonahgibson.

Thanks – the real challenge for me is having something to say. The Onion is all about satire, not just jokes, so to have a point of view and make it succinct and relevant and timely is a tall order. Probably why there’s only one The Onion! 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/hits-misses-writing-class-onion/#comment-397845 Wed, 24 Jan 2018 14:07:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=10960#comment-397845 In reply to Dawn.

I think they have online classes, too! Sign up!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/hits-misses-writing-class-onion/#comment-397843 Wed, 24 Jan 2018 14:06:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=10960#comment-397843 In reply to Allison Arnone.

Thank you! I have another set due tomorrow night and I’m only like 20% there. Turns out being funny consistently is not easy. LIFE IS HARD AND UNFAIR.

]]> By: Marcy L https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/hits-misses-writing-class-onion/#comment-397842 Wed, 24 Jan 2018 02:06:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=10960#comment-397842 In reply to Dawn.

That’s my favorite too. it sounds like a great (and intimidating!) class

]]> By: jonahgibson https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/hits-misses-writing-class-onion/#comment-397841 Tue, 23 Jan 2018 17:16:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=10960#comment-397841 ‘Also garbage’ – a clear winner. ‘Salmon scaloppini,’ though, is my personal favorite because it has just the right mix of gentle defiance and abject cluelessness. To my mind the genius of The Onion rests in its ability to be frequently taken for real news on social media feeds. This is probably easier nowadays than it used to be, but it’s still a notable accomplishment.

]]> By: Allison Arnone https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/hits-misses-writing-class-onion/#comment-397840 Mon, 22 Jan 2018 16:04:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=10960#comment-397840 Those headlines were perfect and VERY apropos & Onion-like. Kudos!

]]> By: Dawn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/hits-misses-writing-class-onion/#comment-397839 Sun, 21 Jan 2018 15:41:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=10960#comment-397839 Hilarious! My fave headline? “Study Finds Dogs Prefer Organic GMO-Free Kibble – Also Garbage”. What a great opportunity – and also I might be a little jealous. Just a little….

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