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Comments on: Heading to Las Vegas For the Nerdiest Reason Ever https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/heading-las-vegas-nerdiest-reason-ever/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 08 Jan 2014 12:23:15 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: AlwaysARedhead https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/heading-las-vegas-nerdiest-reason-ever/#comment-19646 Wed, 08 Jan 2014 12:23:15 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6505#comment-19646 In reply to D.J. Paris.

We have two bathrooms, one has been in renovation mode for over a year (I held out for subway tiles, over a 1000 of them) so the bathtub has a ladder in it, a bucket of grout, and numerous other tools. Thus that leaves us with just the bathtub upstairs and if you were in it, we would not be able to shower.

]]> By: Jess https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/heading-las-vegas-nerdiest-reason-ever/#comment-19591 Tue, 07 Jan 2014 00:25:17 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6505#comment-19591 In reply to D.J. Paris.

Siiiiigh. Boys. Always killing things.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/heading-las-vegas-nerdiest-reason-ever/#comment-19553 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:39:14 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6505#comment-19553 In reply to Magical Mystical Mimi.

Happy New Year. Thanks for stopping by and reading!

Foreigners do smell bad. Yes, it’s racist. But also true. Wear some Chanel or something for chrissakes!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/heading-las-vegas-nerdiest-reason-ever/#comment-19552 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:37:16 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6505#comment-19552 In reply to Wendy G Young.

I didn’t win! I suspect it’s because you didn’t pray to God enough for me, Wendy. IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/heading-las-vegas-nerdiest-reason-ever/#comment-19551 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:35:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6505#comment-19551 In reply to Jan.

Thanks for the offer of hanging out, Jan! Lame!

I did the seafood buffet at the Rio (supposed to be the best). OD’d on lobster. Awesome.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/heading-las-vegas-nerdiest-reason-ever/#comment-19550 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:35:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6505#comment-19550 In reply to AlwaysARedhead.

I’ll head to Canada! Just let me stay in your bathtub.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/heading-las-vegas-nerdiest-reason-ever/#comment-19549 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:34:07 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6505#comment-19549 In reply to shae.

Ha – thanks! Will go. I did a seafood buffet last night. Lobster ‘aplenty!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/heading-las-vegas-nerdiest-reason-ever/#comment-19548 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:33:36 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6505#comment-19548 In reply to Wendy G Young.

Sorry – inexcusable!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/heading-las-vegas-nerdiest-reason-ever/#comment-19547 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:33:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6505#comment-19547 In reply to Jess.

So when do you mercilessly slaughter the pig after saving it? I’m not understanding.

]]> By: AlwaysARedhead https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/heading-las-vegas-nerdiest-reason-ever/#comment-19453 Fri, 03 Jan 2014 18:44:55 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6505#comment-19453 I’d have a drink with you, my husband won’t mind (he trusts me) but alas, I am in Canada, but if you are ever up this way, just send a tweet out.

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