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Comments on: Guess Who Took A Bath? https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/guess-who-took-a-bath/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 14 Feb 2014 13:25:42 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Eva Laflamme https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/guess-who-took-a-bath/#comment-26244 Fri, 14 Feb 2014 13:25:42 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2085#comment-26244 That is a pure shame spiral look on your dog’s face – I AM very impressed that he stayed in the tub with you though – did he get any ice cream?

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]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/guess-who-took-a-bath/#comment-8778 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2085#comment-8778 There are some things you can’t unsee…. I am blind in my mynd’s eye and may need a fork to self-lobotomize… preferably not the one twice dunked in the tub…
 
WG
http://itsmynd.com

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/guess-who-took-a-bath/#comment-4896 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 04:35:31 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2085#comment-4896 In reply to Karibdavis13.

 @Karibdavis13  I really don’t appreciate you finding photos of me nude.  It’s not ladylike, and I don’t like it.  I don’t like it one bit!

]]> By: Karibdavis13 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/guess-who-took-a-bath/#comment-4895 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 03:56:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2085#comment-4895 You better have shared that dessert with the dog. Only fair. I’d share with my cat, but I prefer my bathing experience to be fancy feast free.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/guess-who-took-a-bath/#comment-4861 Fri, 09 Mar 2012 06:43:53 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2085#comment-4861 In reply to Tara Wright.

 @Tara Wright  I have written about the fact that I used to consume peel-and-eat shrimp in the bathroom and then throw the shells in the toilet and flush as a possible reason why my wife ended up divorcing me.  It’s under the most popular stories on the right.  I don’t drink coffee, but I do use shower gloves.  And they’re bright green.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/guess-who-took-a-bath/#comment-4860 Fri, 09 Mar 2012 06:40:37 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2085#comment-4860 In reply to WPCandi.

 @WPCandi  Clean with dirty dog grime and hair.  And, oh yeah, all my filthiness.  So, yes.  You’re right.

]]> By: Tara Wright https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/guess-who-took-a-bath/#comment-4859 Fri, 09 Mar 2012 06:12:49 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2085#comment-4859 You’re like my perfect man.  You EAT IN THE BATH TUB which everyone thinks is gross, but it’s awesome.  I feed my kids their breakfast in the bath.  I eat ice cream in the bath.  The only thing you can do in the shower?  Drink coffee.  Which I do also.  MULTITASKER FOR THE WIN.

]]> By: WPCandi https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/guess-who-took-a-bath/#comment-4857 Fri, 09 Mar 2012 05:31:36 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2085#comment-4857 I’m gonna say the fork was clean.

]]> By: wilyguy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/guess-who-took-a-bath/#comment-4853 Thu, 08 Mar 2012 19:05:28 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2085#comment-4853 There are some things you can’t unsee…. I am blind in my mynd’s eye and may need a fork to self-lobotomize… preferably not the one twice dunked in the tub…
 
WG
http://itsmynd.com

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