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Comments on: The Girlfriend Meets the Whole Family https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/girlfriend-meets-whole-family/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 13 Jan 2014 00:17:54 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: AlwaysARedhead https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/girlfriend-meets-whole-family/#comment-19746 Mon, 13 Jan 2014 00:17:54 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6632#comment-19746 In reply to D.J. Paris.

Being happy with who you are, also makes you a better mate for your new girlfriend. All the best.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/girlfriend-meets-whole-family/#comment-19734 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 23:15:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6632#comment-19734 In reply to Kat.

Agreed, Kat! Thanks, once again, for reading!

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/girlfriend-meets-whole-family/#comment-19733 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 23:12:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6632#comment-19733 In reply to Sophie Bowns.

Thanks, Sophie. I’m usually not very cute in my writing, so I’ll take the compliment!

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/girlfriend-meets-whole-family/#comment-19732 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 23:12:20 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6632#comment-19732 In reply to Natalie.

Well, I’m still an extremist in my heart. I just try to work more to the middle. It’s boring, but fun in it’s boringness. Plus, a lot less drama.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/girlfriend-meets-whole-family/#comment-19731 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 23:11:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6632#comment-19731 In reply to Wendy.

I was all set to ask you out before I met her, Wendy. Sorry – I missed out!

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/girlfriend-meets-whole-family/#comment-19730 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 23:11:07 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6632#comment-19730 In reply to Joanna Sormunen.

Thanks, Joanna. Yeah, she’s a winner!

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/girlfriend-meets-whole-family/#comment-19729 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 23:10:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6632#comment-19729 In reply to AlwaysARedhead.

Ha – true! There’s a fine line between being okay with how you currently are and having it demotivate you to change and having it motivate you to get even better. One thing I’ve learned is that you have to make peace with your current situation in order to get ready to change. Well, for me at least. Otherwise, it’s just shame.

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By: Kat https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/girlfriend-meets-whole-family/#comment-19687 Sat, 11 Jan 2014 14:04:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6632#comment-19687 I’m happy for you DJ. We all deserve to feel happy and “in the middle”

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By: Sophie Bowns https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/girlfriend-meets-whole-family/#comment-19679 Fri, 10 Jan 2014 16:56:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6632#comment-19679 Ahh that’s so cute! 😀

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By: Natalie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/girlfriend-meets-whole-family/#comment-19678 Fri, 10 Jan 2014 16:43:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6632#comment-19678 Ah, the middle. It took me a while to get used to that feeling.
I’m glad you’ve found it. 🙂

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