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Comments on: Fun With Yahoo Answers https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/fun-with-yahoo-answers/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 30 Jul 2015 00:57:51 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: DG https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/fun-with-yahoo-answers/#comment-153982 Thu, 30 Jul 2015 00:57:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=7027#comment-153982 I like the painstaking attention to detail and authenticity here- “if there was an trophy for ahoplifting…”, that’s commitment to the gag. Props. Props indeed.

]]> By: Ronnie Peace https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/fun-with-yahoo-answers/#comment-127133 Fri, 23 Jan 2015 01:07:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=7027#comment-127133 Brilliant. Right up until the Nickleback thing. That just angered me.
Of course they don’t rock.
In fact, like you, or her, I haven’t yet read all of the Bible and have only got to the 4th Commandment, but I assume the 7th one reads:
Though Shall Not Nicklethback.
You can’t repent that shit.

]]> By: Teri A. https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/fun-with-yahoo-answers/#comment-97395 Thu, 21 Aug 2014 03:15:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=7027#comment-97395 Because when you need to go incognito think Alabama.

]]> By: Silke https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/fun-with-yahoo-answers/#comment-97331 Wed, 20 Aug 2014 13:18:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=7027#comment-97331 Fantastic post however I was wanting to know if you could write a litte
more on this topic? I’d be very grateful if you could elaborate
a little bit more. Appreciate it!

]]> By: Dahlia https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/fun-with-yahoo-answers/#comment-95807 Thu, 07 Aug 2014 01:50:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=7027#comment-95807 Hahaha your questions are hilarious! I hope Yahoo doesn’t block you… It probably will though because it’s not as cool as Google

I’m ashamed to say that I used to be one of those people who took themselves too seriously on Yahoo Answers, until I saw the following question

“HELP! CORN IN MY POOP. DIGESTIVE SYSTEM NOT WORKIN?”

]]> By: Annie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/fun-with-yahoo-answers/#comment-95798 Thu, 07 Aug 2014 01:25:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=7027#comment-95798 Loved your funeral joke. Laughed out loud. I think a tight sweater at the funeral would have amused the kid a lot more. They never get the adult sweater thing. Annie

]]> By: Michele https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/fun-with-yahoo-answers/#comment-95687 Tue, 05 Aug 2014 20:56:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=7027#comment-95687 Thanks for the twitter message… and to think I thought you might be all the way in paris! Hilarious.
Count me in as a fan!

]]> By: Alanna https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/fun-with-yahoo-answers/#comment-95648 Tue, 05 Aug 2014 10:40:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=7027#comment-95648 I’m a redhead, but the jury’s still out on the question of souls…
some people even think animals don’t have souls, which is sad because I’d totally give my “soul” (which I may or may not have) to one of my cats so that he could go to Cat-Heaven. But anyway, be careful because apparently that is becoming more serious than a South Park joke.
(People are catching on. We can’t have that.)
Love your blog, by the way, as well as the other identity. 🙂

]]> By: Karma Girl https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/fun-with-yahoo-answers/#comment-95406 Sat, 02 Aug 2014 21:20:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=7027#comment-95406 You are my hero, sir. You are the wind beneath my wings.

]]> By: Katy Bug https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/fun-with-yahoo-answers/#comment-95298 Sat, 02 Aug 2014 01:10:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=7027#comment-95298 Block!? Aw, man. I wanted to read more of your stuff! Although I do worry about some idiots trying to contacts in their pets’ eyes. Aaaand now I’m picturing how my cat would probably freak out if I tried to touch his eyeballs. Dear Lord. It’s too funny.

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