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Comments on: Food-Body Magic Trick Fun – A Guide https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/food-body-magic-trick-fun-guide/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 15 Jan 2014 18:48:52 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/food-body-magic-trick-fun-guide/#comment-19872 Wed, 15 Jan 2014 18:48:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6498#comment-19872 In reply to Jennifer Steck.

It may be my greatest photoshop accomplishment ever. 🙂

]]> By: Jennifer Steck https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/food-body-magic-trick-fun-guide/#comment-19765 Mon, 13 Jan 2014 13:09:27 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6498#comment-19765 I was a little worried about you when I saw the picture of the sunflower seed. Thanks for clarifying that you photoshopped it. 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/food-body-magic-trick-fun-guide/#comment-19558 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:45:40 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6498#comment-19558 In reply to Jess.

I didn’t know about the Quinoa – can’t wait to test it! And you’re right, John Mayer did say it best!

(no he didn’t)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/food-body-magic-trick-fun-guide/#comment-19557 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:43:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6498#comment-19557 In reply to K.Lee Banks.

Ha – thanks for reading. As you can probably tell, I just write stupid stuff. Thankfully some other bozos like it too. Beets are terrifying after you poop (or pee). You have to be mentally prepared for it!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/food-body-magic-trick-fun-guide/#comment-19556 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:42:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6498#comment-19556 In reply to Mandi.

Ask your husband what else makes things stink or change your skin color. I MUST KNOW.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/food-body-magic-trick-fun-guide/#comment-19555 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:41:16 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6498#comment-19555 In reply to Luchie C..

I’m a moron and couldn’t think of anything better to write. I’m not exactly a Rhodes scholar. Ha!

]]> By: Jess https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/food-body-magic-trick-fun-guide/#comment-19446 Fri, 03 Jan 2014 02:59:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6498#comment-19446 Quinoa does the same thing as sunflower seeds. For days! And I can’t remember the number of times I’ve forgotten that I’ve eaten beets and thought I was dying on the inside the next day. Onions and garlic ferment in the small intestine doing horrible things to those of us with fructose malabsorption. The body is a wonderland!

]]> By: K.Lee Banks https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/food-body-magic-trick-fun-guide/#comment-19436 Thu, 02 Jan 2014 02:48:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6498#comment-19436 Happy New Year! Stopping by from Facebook and the UBC. Very, umm, interesting post! I don’t eat asparagus, so had no idea about that little tip. I also haven’t eaten beets for awhile, but I can see how excessive beet-eating would induce freaking out – especially for men, but even for women in my age bracket and stage of life who are menopausal!

]]> By: Mandi https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/food-body-magic-trick-fun-guide/#comment-19435 Thu, 02 Jan 2014 02:33:15 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6498#comment-19435 Snickering at so many of these. My husby is a huge science behind the food kind of guy, so it’s nice to see he’s not alone. And, yes, awesome photoshopping. How can I learn that?

]]> By: Luchie C. https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/food-body-magic-trick-fun-guide/#comment-19434 Thu, 02 Jan 2014 02:00:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6498#comment-19434 Oh but I had fun reading through this, not to mention a few tricks picked-up. Thank you. I didn’t know stainless steel can help eliminate onion odors from your fingers. Glad you’d been paying extra attention to these stuff (LOL) … I certainly will be looking at them differently hereon.

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