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Comments on: First Reader Photo Submitted – CaptionsFromParis https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/first-reader-photo-submitted-captionsfromparis/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 21 Jan 2012 22:37:56 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: BellyBillboard https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/first-reader-photo-submitted-captionsfromparis/#comment-4498 Sat, 21 Jan 2012 22:37:56 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1735#comment-4498 Diet Suppositories? For as much good as they’re gonna do ya, you may as well stick ’em up your butt.

]]> By: uglytruthnews https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/first-reader-photo-submitted-captionsfromparis/#comment-4497 Sat, 21 Jan 2012 20:54:11 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1735#comment-4497 HA! I definitely thought it was funny!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/first-reader-photo-submitted-captionsfromparis/#comment-4496 Sat, 21 Jan 2012 17:46:22 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1735#comment-4496 richlcarmichael Brilliant. Well done! Maybe I should have you take over. Ha.

]]> By: Rich https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/first-reader-photo-submitted-captionsfromparis/#comment-4943 Sat, 21 Jan 2012 04:42:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1735#comment-4943 Hey sister, its way easier to lose weight on this stuff; not what you just bought in there! richlcarmichael

]]> By: Laci Roth https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/first-reader-photo-submitted-captionsfromparis/#comment-4495 Sat, 21 Jan 2012 03:35:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1735#comment-4495 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@delfinparis @Laci Roth Oh you flatterer.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/first-reader-photo-submitted-captionsfromparis/#comment-4494 Sat, 21 Jan 2012 02:34:10 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1735#comment-4494 In reply to Laci Roth.

@Laci Roth Damn it, this just might be better than mine.

]]> By: Laci Roth https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/first-reader-photo-submitted-captionsfromparis/#comment-4493 Sat, 21 Jan 2012 02:24:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1735#comment-4493 “This pregnancy test just keeps telling me my BMI. The hell.”

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