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Comments on: First Official ThoughtsFromParis Sponsor! #LetsTalkBums https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/first-official-thoughtsfromparis-sponsor/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 31 Aug 2013 16:39:08 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Julie Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/first-official-thoughtsfromparis-sponsor/#comment-18567 Sat, 31 Aug 2013 16:39:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6224#comment-18567 In reply to D.J. Paris.

I thought that’s what the “back” handed compliments were about all these years – sorry – couldn’t resist

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/first-official-thoughtsfromparis-sponsor/#comment-18559 Sat, 31 Aug 2013 15:24:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6224#comment-18559 In reply to Leslie @ The Bearded Iris.

Thanks, partner! We have to do a speaking event sometime! We’re too beautiful not to.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/first-official-thoughtsfromparis-sponsor/#comment-18558 Sat, 31 Aug 2013 15:24:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6224#comment-18558 In reply to Walker Thornton.

Thanks Walker – I appreciate you watching. Will try not to disappoint!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/first-official-thoughtsfromparis-sponsor/#comment-18557 Sat, 31 Aug 2013 15:23:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6224#comment-18557 In reply to AlwaysARedhead.

But if she didn’t give me diaper rash how am I supposed to be able to hold onto resentment.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/first-official-thoughtsfromparis-sponsor/#comment-18556 Sat, 31 Aug 2013 15:22:42 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6224#comment-18556 In reply to Julie Paris.

That’s because I have a near-perfect fanny.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/first-official-thoughtsfromparis-sponsor/#comment-18555 Sat, 31 Aug 2013 15:22:20 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6224#comment-18555 In reply to Kate Hall.

Thanks Kate!!! I can’t wait to do a product review. Should be hilarious.

]]> By: Leslie @ The Bearded Iris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/first-official-thoughtsfromparis-sponsor/#comment-18552 Fri, 30 Aug 2013 21:37:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6224#comment-18552 RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY! Bwhahahahaha!

]]> By: Walker Thornton https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/first-official-thoughtsfromparis-sponsor/#comment-18550 Fri, 30 Aug 2013 12:01:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6224#comment-18550 Hilarious! Fits your emotional level!!!
So, this is real… I thought you were just joking! Looking forward to this.

]]> By: AlwaysARedhead https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/first-official-thoughtsfromparis-sponsor/#comment-18547 Fri, 30 Aug 2013 00:01:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6224#comment-18547 No diaper rash eh? One point for your mom.

]]> By: Julie Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/first-official-thoughtsfromparis-sponsor/#comment-18544 Wed, 28 Aug 2013 18:47:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6224#comment-18544 Perfect! Been using them for years – wiped your little bum with them (or something like them if they weren’t out yet) since you were born! No diaper rash . . . ever!!!
Your Mum

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