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Comments on: Explicit Text Message From a Desperate Man https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/explicit-text-message-from-a-desperate-man/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 03 Jul 2013 04:53:18 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: how to talk dirty to a girl over text examples https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/explicit-text-message-from-a-desperate-man/#comment-17993 Wed, 03 Jul 2013 04:53:18 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2580#comment-17993 This post will assist the internet people for setting
up new blog or even a weblog from start to end.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/explicit-text-message-from-a-desperate-man/#comment-8765 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2580#comment-8765 A friend I used to flirt with in HS got in touch with me a couple years back, & I was thrilled to hear from him… but in a “Hey, how ya doin’?” kind of way. I made it clear I was married w/ children, & happily so, & he responded by saying he didn’t mind all that, if I ever wanted a “get away”. *ick*… I mean, thanks for the compliment? I guess? But seriously… not so much, dude. All this time I thought he was a creep; it’s good to know he was just a typical male. Thanks for the insight! 🙂
 
Andi-Roo /// @theworld4realz
http://www.theworld4realz.com/
theworldforrealz@gmail.com
 

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/explicit-text-message-from-a-desperate-man/#comment-6662 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:48:53 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2580#comment-6662 In reply to storksimply.

 @storksimply  Thank you, good Lord!  (that sounded weird)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/explicit-text-message-from-a-desperate-man/#comment-6562 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 19:12:28 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2580#comment-6562 In reply to SaafaAlaoui.

 @SaafaAlaoui  Yeah, I don’t let women go, either.  IF I CAN’T HAVE THEM NOBODY CAN.  Just kidding, I don’t care about anyone other than myself.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/explicit-text-message-from-a-desperate-man/#comment-6459 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 16:39:50 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2580#comment-6459 In reply to HillyG.

 @HillyG  I’m only interested in the half-chihuahua.

]]> By: HillyG https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/explicit-text-message-from-a-desperate-man/#comment-6456 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 13:47:19 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2580#comment-6456 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @delfinparis HAHAHAHA, I was at a wedding when I read this and it made me laugh very hard! Not only am I hitched, I’ve got a little bambino of my own. He and my half-pincher/half-chihuahua are inseparable.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/explicit-text-message-from-a-desperate-man/#comment-6449 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 07:13:19 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2580#comment-6449 In reply to HillyG.

 @HillyG  Oh wait, I read that wrong.  You’re already married.  Crap.  Ignore.  Ha.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/explicit-text-message-from-a-desperate-man/#comment-6448 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 07:12:26 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2580#comment-6448 In reply to HillyG.

 @HillyG  I’ll tell my friend Harold to knock it off.  Sorry.
 
CONGRATS ON GETTING ENGAGED, HILLERS!

]]> By: storksimply https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/explicit-text-message-from-a-desperate-man/#comment-6311 Thu, 14 Jun 2012 06:08:15 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2580#comment-6311 trust is important!…your lucky to have it.  take a moment to thank the good Lord for that one!!!
 
simply

]]> By: SaafaAlaoui https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/explicit-text-message-from-a-desperate-man/#comment-6177 Fri, 08 Jun 2012 09:03:47 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2580#comment-6177 Quel idot!! I’ve had similar experience with my ex who thought i was his property. According to his logic, i wasn’ t allowed to move on with my life. He claimed dibs LOL. Good riddance!

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