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Comments on: I Don’t Know How to Soothe Myself https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dont-know-soothe/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 26 Jan 2014 21:48:41 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Laura https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dont-know-soothe/#comment-25107 Sun, 26 Jan 2014 21:48:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6805#comment-25107 “write jokes on Twitter so people tell me I’m funny”
literally story of my life

]]> By: Chris Carter https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dont-know-soothe/#comment-24943 Thu, 23 Jan 2014 15:36:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6805#comment-24943 Ah- yes, who can’t relate to this??!! No one likes to stay in their ‘discomfort’- but truly, listening to your feelings and honoring them by doing so, is where the lift comes from, eh?

]]> By: Milsma https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dont-know-soothe/#comment-24938 Thu, 23 Jan 2014 13:43:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6805#comment-24938 I put on my PJs and robe and allow myself to nap, watch movies and read for hours with ZERO guilt. For me it’s all about having a period of distraction.

]]> By: Mari Corona https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dont-know-soothe/#comment-24928 Thu, 23 Jan 2014 03:27:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6805#comment-24928 Omg you are too much I don’t know if it’s ok to laugh or to stay in serious mode. I am going to do both plus suggest you soothe yourself with a great hot shower or a bathe, maybe nice bowl of your favorite ice cream (in moderation) :), or perhaps pick up a hobby! Napping is great but not sure if that won’t get old soon:) Great share

]]> By: Shay https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dont-know-soothe/#comment-24927 Thu, 23 Jan 2014 02:24:18 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6805#comment-24927 Yep! I have been learning that actually feeling my feelings sucks, BUT instead of trying to eat my way through pizza and then stopping at Olive Garden to eat them out of spaghetti taking the time to understand what is going on makes it so much easier.

I might be signing up for a massage now too LOL

]]> By: Natalie - The Cat Lady Sings https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dont-know-soothe/#comment-24920 Wed, 22 Jan 2014 22:32:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6805#comment-24920 I had no idea how to self-soothe, which was why I drank. I’m trying not to overeat instead (which is hard), and do healthy things. Running for an hour sure feels better than eating a gallon of ice cream…

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dont-know-soothe/#comment-24917 Wed, 22 Jan 2014 20:55:15 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6805#comment-24917 In reply to Dilly King.

Best comment of the day.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dont-know-soothe/#comment-24916 Wed, 22 Jan 2014 20:54:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6805#comment-24916 In reply to Sophie Bowns.

I do it, and then I usually pass out in the middle. Of course, I’m laying down in my bed at the time…

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dont-know-soothe/#comment-24915 Wed, 22 Jan 2014 20:54:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6805#comment-24915 In reply to Francene Stanley.

Sleep is the ultimate soother!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dont-know-soothe/#comment-24914 Wed, 22 Jan 2014 20:32:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6805#comment-24914 In reply to PunchAB.

They were busy carting you away at the time.

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