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Comments on: I Don’t Know When to Hold ‘Em or Fold ‘Em https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dont-know-how-to-hold-em-or-fold-em/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 20 Feb 2014 03:16:02 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Brigham Pipes https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dont-know-how-to-hold-em-or-fold-em/#comment-26583 Thu, 20 Feb 2014 03:16:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6555#comment-26583 It’s actually a fantastic along with beneficial item of facts. I am satisfied which you discussed this useful facts along with us. Be sure to continue to be united states informed like this. Thanks for sharing.

]]> By: TheFakeGourmet https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dont-know-how-to-hold-em-or-fold-em/#comment-24862 Wed, 22 Jan 2014 00:50:06 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6555#comment-24862 My dad used to live in Delaware — close enough to take a day trip to Atlantic City or to spend the afternoon at Delaware Park, watching the horses. On a visit when I was about 19, I discovered that the casino was too overwhelming, but that it was a really, really good thing that I didn’t live close to a horse track. It was waayyyy too addictive, even if I was just making $2 bets! lol

Amanda

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dont-know-how-to-hold-em-or-fold-em/#comment-19728 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 23:09:16 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6555#comment-19728 In reply to helen.

I’ll give it a shot – thanks for reading!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dont-know-how-to-hold-em-or-fold-em/#comment-19727 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 23:08:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6555#comment-19727 In reply to Steve Braun.

Yeah – use it!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dont-know-how-to-hold-em-or-fold-em/#comment-19726 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 23:08:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6555#comment-19726 In reply to Di Hill.

I hear you! I don’t have enough money either (who does?) but what I do have I work hard for – it’s just not worth the risk. Maybe if I was willing to bet big stakes, but I’m not. I’d rather be boring. Ha!

]]> By: helen https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dont-know-how-to-hold-em-or-fold-em/#comment-19620 Tue, 07 Jan 2014 17:03:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6555#comment-19620 I hear you about poker! You should try Blackjack Attack – it’s kind of like an evil version of blackjack where you can attack and bust other people … https://apps.facebook.com/blackjack-attack Plus there’s no house, just other players so no need to worry about being set up!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dont-know-how-to-hold-em-or-fold-em/#comment-19532 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 19:49:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6555#comment-19532 In reply to Sandra de Helen.

Ouch – that’s really sad. My uncle worked at Cesar’s for 30 years and he told me if he ever caught me gambling he would shoot me. Smart man.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dont-know-how-to-hold-em-or-fold-em/#comment-19531 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 19:48:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6555#comment-19531 In reply to barbie.

Yeah – you’re not wrong. Alinea is around $400 a person, and I’ve done it once. That was enough for me. But yes, best dinner I ever had. 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dont-know-how-to-hold-em-or-fold-em/#comment-19530 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 19:47:27 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6555#comment-19530 In reply to Steve Braun.

You’re right – it’s not fun unless you put it all on the line. Let me grab my balls at hit Three Card Poker.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dont-know-how-to-hold-em-or-fold-em/#comment-19529 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 19:46:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6555#comment-19529 In reply to jackie.

For once!

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