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Comments on: Day 11 of 30 Day Blog Challenge – I Gots Nothing https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/day-11-of-30-day-blog-challenge-i-gots-nothing/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 27 Feb 2013 05:16:20 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Rick Wiedeman https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/day-11-of-30-day-blog-challenge-i-gots-nothing/#comment-13062 Wed, 27 Feb 2013 05:16:20 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1628#comment-13062 How many calories per hour does one burn talking about his feelings? Great diet book idea. My follow up for the southern market: shooting xeroxes of people you hate at the gun range (250 cal/hour, 500 if you have to fetch your brass after every shot).

]]> By: 30 Day Challenges https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/day-11-of-30-day-blog-challenge-i-gots-nothing/#comment-4975 Sat, 17 Mar 2012 20:14:59 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1628#comment-4975 Yes, you got more visitors if you write more articles.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/day-11-of-30-day-blog-challenge-i-gots-nothing/#comment-4454 Fri, 13 Jan 2012 01:49:28 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1628#comment-4454 In reply to Jessica_thereader.

@Jessica_thereader I repeated the same activity today in two of my interviews!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/day-11-of-30-day-blog-challenge-i-gots-nothing/#comment-4453 Fri, 13 Jan 2012 01:49:28 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1628#comment-4453 In reply to Jessica_thereader.

@Jessica_thereader I repeated the same activity today in two of my interviews!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/day-11-of-30-day-blog-challenge-i-gots-nothing/#comment-4452 Fri, 13 Jan 2012 01:49:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1628#comment-4452 In reply to Twysted Raven.

@Twysted Raven Well, we talk about our feelings, then we get naked and beat drums in the woods. It’s really liberating. And lame.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/day-11-of-30-day-blog-challenge-i-gots-nothing/#comment-4451 Fri, 13 Jan 2012 01:49:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1628#comment-4451 In reply to Twysted Raven.

@Twysted Raven Well, we talk about our feelings, then we get naked and beat drums in the woods. It’s really liberating. And lame.

]]> By: Twysted Raven https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/day-11-of-30-day-blog-challenge-i-gots-nothing/#comment-4446 Thu, 12 Jan 2012 22:21:16 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1628#comment-4446 Guys can talk about their feelings? … and for two hours?? … Since when? I’m impressed, keep it up 🙂 oh and btw, this blog kills me 🙂

]]> By: Jessica_thereader https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/day-11-of-30-day-blog-challenge-i-gots-nothing/#comment-4440 Thu, 12 Jan 2012 13:12:05 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1628#comment-4440 That’s very Dr. Evil of you. I would bet that gentleman either thought he was being punked or that you were about to divulge your evil plan for world domination at any minute. You had better at least hire him, after you traumatized him for an hour!

]]> By: Jesse3581 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/day-11-of-30-day-blog-challenge-i-gots-nothing/#comment-4439 Thu, 12 Jan 2012 13:08:26 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1628#comment-4439 “Today I did an entire interview with my dog on my lap in my office.”

I mis-read that and thought you interviewed the dog. You know. Like you’re Jay Leno and you’re all, “Welcome to the program, glad to see you here … that’s a lovely sweater you’re wearing …”

Don’t feel bad about having no material. I’m right there with you, but we’ll do better.

Because we goddamn better, that’s why.

]]> By: aczielke https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/day-11-of-30-day-blog-challenge-i-gots-nothing/#comment-4436 Thu, 12 Jan 2012 05:30:23 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1628#comment-4436 Hahaha!! Two sweaters! He was probably so warm he couldn’t keep his little eyes open. I think if i was interviewing and they had a dog in the office I would be all over the dog. Or would have the hardest time focusing cause I wanted to pet the puppy!! Well, I hope the guy did well regardless of the pooch. Keep up the good work DJ. i’m doing a 21 day yoga challenge and its haaarrrrdddd. Okay, I’m done too.

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