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Comments on: Come to the AimingLow Non-Con!!! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/come-to-the-aiminglow-non-con/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 02 Sep 2012 15:21:50 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: RachRiot https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/come-to-the-aiminglow-non-con/#comment-8650 Sun, 02 Sep 2012 15:21:50 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3495#comment-8650 In reply to RachRiot.

tfpHumorBlog  RachRiot  I’ll be sure to spray some Sun In on my roots before the conference. I hope this pleases you.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/come-to-the-aiminglow-non-con/#comment-8642 Sun, 02 Sep 2012 05:36:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3495#comment-8642 In reply to RachRiot.

RachRiot  tfpHumorBlog  the roots tell a different story. A much darker story!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/come-to-the-aiminglow-non-con/#comment-8634 Sun, 02 Sep 2012 00:41:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3495#comment-8634 In reply to Craziness Abounds.

Craziness Abounds  How do I do the book fair thing? I should be upfront that I just tossed like 20 books in the dumpster. But they were from my ex-wife’s veterinary school days. Nobody wants to read about raccoon skeletons.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/come-to-the-aiminglow-non-con/#comment-8633 Sun, 02 Sep 2012 00:41:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3495#comment-8633 In reply to Faiqa.

Faiqa  Redneck Mommy  I resent that comment. You know I only watch Spice./Does the Spice Network even exist anymore? Thank God it did when I didn’t have dates back in high school and college.

]]> By: RachRiot https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/come-to-the-aiminglow-non-con/#comment-8613 Sat, 01 Sep 2012 19:36:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3495#comment-8613 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  RachRiot  Just WHAT are you implying, sir?!? I was born blonde and that’s all you need to know. Now good day– I SAID GOOD DAY.

]]> By: Craziness Abounds https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/come-to-the-aiminglow-non-con/#comment-8609 Sat, 01 Sep 2012 15:16:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3495#comment-8609 Of course you love me. 🙂 Why wouldn’t you. You should come join our online book fair. We are raising money for the diabetes association. Trying to help other kids so they don’t end up like I have. All the info is on my blog and it starts tomorrow. We have over 30,000 entries so far. It’s gonna be huge.  Also I will work on that picture thing. You’re such a nag! haha

]]> By: Gwennie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/come-to-the-aiminglow-non-con/#comment-8607 Sat, 01 Sep 2012 06:56:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3495#comment-8607 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog Natalie the Singingfool ~ totally bad porn music. LOL But peace out to my girl Peepers! I saw her make a break for it in the background. I heart her!!!! She gave me boobs.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/come-to-the-aiminglow-non-con/#comment-8590 Fri, 31 Aug 2012 05:06:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3495#comment-8590 In reply to Faiqa.

Faiqa  I have no problem head-butting you during the match to gain the edge. I’ll knock that bandana right off – in the direction of Mecca.  

]]> By: Faiqa https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/come-to-the-aiminglow-non-con/#comment-8588 Fri, 31 Aug 2012 03:06:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3495#comment-8588 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  Oh, honey, you haven’t said anything that isn’t repeated daily on FOX news.  Redneck Mommy  

]]> By: Faiqa https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/come-to-the-aiminglow-non-con/#comment-8589 Fri, 31 Aug 2012 03:06:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3495#comment-8589 Dude. You were super bossy until 1:25. Then you got bossy again in the last 2:15. And then the dead air. That’s just freaking arrogant.  We’re going to have to have some sort of arm wrestling match for alpha superiority at the conference.  

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