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Comments on: Chickening Out on New Year’s Eve https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/chickening-out-on-new-years-eve/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 04 Jan 2013 19:11:22 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Michelle https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/chickening-out-on-new-years-eve/#comment-11291 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 19:11:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4898#comment-11291 This is SO me.

]]> By: Mary Wallace (@ViolaFury) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/chickening-out-on-new-years-eve/#comment-11253 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 00:42:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4898#comment-11253 Bless ya! It’s perfectly okay to stay in on New Year’s Eve and all of your reasoning is sound, although I felt we did some circumnavigating from point A to point B. Mind you, there’s nothing wrong with that. I appreciate and love the fact that you’re good and at ease around people. I am the exact opposite, although I like people. I just simply do not know how to act. When you got to the “I’m a loner and stick to the shadows” part, I kind of thought we had slipped into Brooding Vampire, which is sort of cute, but I can understand how that would be awkward. I do appreciate the thought process. I’ve thought and thought on similar situations, much the way you do and sometimes I think I dither about things. Well, dither away. One can never dither too much; especially among friends. Happy New Year!

]]> By: Brenda https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/chickening-out-on-new-years-eve/#comment-11225 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:55:13 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4898#comment-11225 In reply to D.J. Paris.

I’ll let you know, but I don’t think it’s really your’ thang’…It’s gentle erotica romance mystery. Men already know all that stuff, it’s really just for women. Have to think about it.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/chickening-out-on-new-years-eve/#comment-11213 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 15:00:20 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4898#comment-11213 In reply to Brenda.

I always give great book reviews to my friends and I rarely read their books. Let me know your link and I’ll do it!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/chickening-out-on-new-years-eve/#comment-11212 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 14:58:17 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4898#comment-11212 In reply to MILF Runner.

This is true. I once had both. My (ex) wife got so sick one NYE one night that she puked all over herself in our new car on the drive home. Just all down the front of herself. It was awful. I was not happy. Ha.

]]> By: MILF Runner https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/chickening-out-on-new-years-eve/#comment-11181 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 06:40:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4898#comment-11181 So you would have paid 50% of the going rate at most places and you wound up feeling 50% better than feeling like shit. That’s sort of like a win-win.

Right?

Buck up, little buckaroo. NYE is almost always spent driving around in search of the kickin’-est party that you never really find. If you’re attached, you usually get in a fight with your boy/girlfriend. If you’re not, you usually wind up puking in the gutter. NYE is not my favorite.

]]> By: Brenda https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/chickening-out-on-new-years-eve/#comment-11171 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 04:09:14 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4898#comment-11171 In reply to D.J. Paris.

oops! after that reply I know I wouldn’t get a good review from you for my novel Re-Arranged.Too bad !!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/chickening-out-on-new-years-eve/#comment-11162 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 01:47:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4898#comment-11162 In reply to Jasmine Kyle.

Yes, I think I’m going to have a group karaoke where I hire a pianist who comes in and performs songs that we all sing together. That would be fun, right?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/chickening-out-on-new-years-eve/#comment-11161 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 01:46:53 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4898#comment-11161 In reply to Ericamos.

Hmm – what is worse? I suspect being a creep is worse. But here’s the thing. There’s really no upside for me going over to that table. It’s not like one of them is going to go home with me. They will only silently judge and count the seconds before I get up and leave.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/chickening-out-on-new-years-eve/#comment-11151 Wed, 02 Jan 2013 22:36:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4898#comment-11151 In reply to Kat.

Hmm – maybe. I get a lot of me time though. I really would have liked to have gone, just for the adventure. That would have been great! Or not. Ha.

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