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Comments on: Check Out This Crazy Note Left On My Friend’s Car https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/check-crazy-note-left-friends-car/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 15 Jan 2014 15:33:48 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/check-crazy-note-left-friends-car/#comment-19854 Wed, 15 Jan 2014 15:33:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6647#comment-19854 In reply to Katjaneway.

Jerkhole is a great word. Needs to be more in the vernacular. Going to start using it!

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/check-crazy-note-left-friends-car/#comment-19842 Wed, 15 Jan 2014 03:36:27 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6647#comment-19842 I think I would have just drawn chalk parking lines and put something like “jerkhole parking” 😛 Not really. But I’d think it. lol

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/check-crazy-note-left-friends-car/#comment-19754 Mon, 13 Jan 2014 03:42:16 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6647#comment-19754 In reply to Pinky Poinker.

I knew you’d see the light… 🙂

]]> By: Pinky Poinker https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/check-crazy-note-left-friends-car/#comment-19753 Mon, 13 Jan 2014 03:40:16 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6647#comment-19753 Ooooh! I just reread it. I thought on the first reading he/she said that Next time they would hit her car. Not next time harder! Oh yeah… that person so needs an education!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/check-crazy-note-left-friends-car/#comment-19750 Mon, 13 Jan 2014 02:57:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6647#comment-19750 In reply to Pinky Poinker.

Agreed – and normally I wouldn’t want to do anything to get someone in trouble either, but just the fact that he said he hit her car… That is a dick move. Those people need to be “educated” and my friend is just the person to do it! Ha! 🙂

But 99% of the time, you’re right. Let the other person win, and you both win.

]]> By: Pinky Poinker https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/check-crazy-note-left-friends-car/#comment-19749 Mon, 13 Jan 2014 02:38:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6647#comment-19749 People do rude, unthinking things every day… like leave nasty notes on cars and parking their cars inconsiderately.
A long time ago I came home incensed at how obnoxiously aggressive a shop assistant had been to me and was determined to ring the store management and put in a formal complaint then I thought…
what if she’d been having a really, really bad day? What if someone in her family had recently died or a pet or a friend. What if she gets the sack and finds herself destitute? What if she suffers from depression? Do I want that on my conscience? Aren’t I an evolved human being that can survive someone behaving out of order without letting it affect me. So I let it go. Sorry this comment sounds preachy but really in the scope of things one thoughtlessly rude note isn’t worth getting your own knickers in a knot 🙂 Let other people get the high blood pressure.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/check-crazy-note-left-friends-car/#comment-19720 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 22:51:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6647#comment-19720 In reply to Ashley.

Thanks for reading – your sister talks to me quite a bit, too! What a coincidence!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/check-crazy-note-left-friends-car/#comment-19719 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 22:50:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6647#comment-19719 In reply to Jana.

Yeah, that’s a great movie. The feeling of wanting to destroy another human being is never the problem. It’s the bozos that can’t separate thought from behavior!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/check-crazy-note-left-friends-car/#comment-19718 Sun, 12 Jan 2014 22:49:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6647#comment-19718 In reply to Kristi.

I’m a few things. Lamotrigine is the one that’s supposed to do the trick! Have your husband ask his psychiatrist!

]]> By: Jana https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/check-crazy-note-left-friends-car/#comment-19691 Sat, 11 Jan 2014 15:53:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6647#comment-19691 Have you ever seen the movie “Fried Green Tomatoes”? Where Kathy Bates character gets cut off by some inconsiderate young girls when she is trying to park? I can totally relate to her reaction — I’ve wanted to do the same thing more times than I can count. But as a semi-rational human, I rein in those urges (perhaps my meds also help).

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