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Comments on: Cat Pee Tarp Purchased https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cat-pee-tarp-purchased/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 21 Jan 2013 11:46:05 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Rory mouttet https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cat-pee-tarp-purchased/#comment-12250 Mon, 21 Jan 2013 11:46:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4239#comment-12250 I’ve been a control freak ever since I lost my little brother. I have a post coming up about that and really enjoyed your perspective.

]]> By: Jane Will https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cat-pee-tarp-purchased/#comment-12249 Mon, 21 Jan 2013 11:31:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4239#comment-12249 The best thing about that picture of Meepers and the geese is that you can see that her tail is wagging furiously. She’s all “That’s right, bitches…step along. MOVE IT.”

Tell Meepers she rocks that sweater.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cat-pee-tarp-purchased/#comment-9932 Tue, 20 Nov 2012 04:37:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4239#comment-9932 In reply to Tannis.

Tannis  That’s true – it is a cool name. Congrats to your parents!

]]> By: Tannis https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cat-pee-tarp-purchased/#comment-9901 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 03:42:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4239#comment-9901 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  Tannis  Oh come on, anyone named Tannis (no matter how you spell it!)  is necessary in your life! It’s a pretty cool name!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cat-pee-tarp-purchased/#comment-9871 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 02:52:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4239#comment-9871 In reply to AndreaChmelik.

AndreaChmelik  Ha. Well, it’s a good thing we’re not an item! Every relationship has “pack bags” moments – it’s just be honest about conflict. I try to do that on the blog, warts and all. It’s not always pretty.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cat-pee-tarp-purchased/#comment-9872 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 02:52:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4239#comment-9872 In reply to KateHall.

KateHall  Wow – crap in the tub? She’s just a pee’er.  Well, she’s not shitting up someone else’s sink. So, good for that.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cat-pee-tarp-purchased/#comment-9869 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 02:47:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4239#comment-9869 In reply to Tannis.

Tannis  I just sent a message to my friend Tanis aka RedneckMommy and told her that I now have a “Tannis” reader and she is no longer necessary in my life. She will probably reply back that I am a stinky, stinky vagina.
Mine has never pooped outside the box. Just peeps!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cat-pee-tarp-purchased/#comment-9870 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 02:47:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4239#comment-9870 In reply to hlsblue.

hlsblue  Yep, clothes on the floor are a spot for Pantaloons. Thankfully you just deposit them right into the washing machine and it goes away in a wash.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cat-pee-tarp-purchased/#comment-9867 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 02:42:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4239#comment-9867 In reply to ladyjess78.

ladyjess78  Right – that’s a passive aggressive, “F you!” The cat just gets excited about goose down. She can’t help it.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cat-pee-tarp-purchased/#comment-9868 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 02:42:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4239#comment-9868 In reply to Katjaneway.

Katjaneway  Well, we all have to know our weaknesses. I’m not good with paying bills on time, although I never miss because I set up auto-pay. I’m good with creativity and ideas, not with day-to-day chores. But, life is about balance and so I’m learning how to do it!

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