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Comments on: Cat Pee and… NO WAY, THAT’S MY NAME! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cat-pee-and-no-way-thats-my-name/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:57:48 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cat-pee-and-no-way-thats-my-name/#comment-10304 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:57:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4094#comment-10304 In reply to KateHall.

KateHall  Well, at least she’s the coyote’s problem now.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cat-pee-and-no-way-thats-my-name/#comment-10303 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:57:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4094#comment-10303 In reply to MicheleLeAnn.

MicheleLeAnn  Yes, this is what I do when I come home from work and don’t change like a normal person.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cat-pee-and-no-way-thats-my-name/#comment-10302 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:57:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4094#comment-10302 In reply to Alpinemummy.

Alpinemummy  Weird – mine isn’t a pooper. She pees. Poop would be a huge improvement. Let’s switch!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cat-pee-and-no-way-thats-my-name/#comment-10301 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:57:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4094#comment-10301 In reply to inthemomlight.

inthemomlight  #3 = brilliant. Yes, they give me the balls there. It’s awesome.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cat-pee-and-no-way-thats-my-name/#comment-10300 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:57:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4094#comment-10300 In reply to Ericamos.

Ericamos  how are you not going nuts that some illegal guy had my name on his back?! You’re missing the whole point. Yeesh..

]]> By: inthemomlight https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cat-pee-and-no-way-thats-my-name/#comment-9352 Wed, 17 Oct 2012 02:25:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4094#comment-9352 1. Wow we have wayy too much in common.  I used to clean my place and leave it perfect before a trip, but now with kids, work, etc., I’m lucky if I get packed with 75% of what I need let alone leave with a clean place.  
2. Fun fact – Tennis ball fluffs the down, not sure that it helps dry it faster.
3.  The shirt thing is pretty fucking awesome considering your name is Delfin.

]]> By: Ericamos https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cat-pee-and-no-way-thats-my-name/#comment-9351 Wed, 17 Oct 2012 00:20:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4094#comment-9351 I’ve been itching to get a cat these last few months.  After reading this, I think I’ll wait.  I don’t have a sense of smell, so knowing my luck, I’d be blissfully sleeping in cat pee every night!

]]> By: Alpinemummy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cat-pee-and-no-way-thats-my-name/#comment-9349 Tue, 16 Oct 2012 14:40:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4094#comment-9349 Our cat doesn’t pee everywhere.   She does crap everywhere though.   Nice.

]]> By: MicheleLeAnn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cat-pee-and-no-way-thats-my-name/#comment-9348 Tue, 16 Oct 2012 12:25:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4094#comment-9348 Love a man who does the wash in business casual.

]]> By: KateHall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cat-pee-and-no-way-thats-my-name/#comment-9347 Tue, 16 Oct 2012 05:05:42 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4094#comment-9347 I swear your cat looks like my old cat, but she didn’t have white paws.  We had the same issue, except not on our bed.  She would pee in our son’s room on the carpet whenever she could get in there.  I think she was jealous of our son.  But, she did it randomly before we had him, so that theory doesn’t really fit.  I wish I had known about the Prozac.  I totally would have tried it.  She ended up disappearing one night (the night before I was sending her off to an alternative home with my sister, who has 3 dogs and 2 cats – so what’s a little more pee?) because we left her outside all night (she refused to come in).  We think a coyote got her.  At that point, her disappearance was bittersweet.

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