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Comments on: Captions From Readers – II https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/captions-from-readers-ii/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 05 Jul 2012 09:26:59 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: sarahmac_1 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/captions-from-readers-ii/#comment-7328 Thu, 05 Jul 2012 09:26:59 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1763#comment-7328 @tfpHumorBlog Hmmm, not sure If I can use my captions – depends on how PC you want them to be?

]]> By: Lifes a beach https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/captions-from-readers-ii/#comment-4533 Fri, 27 Jan 2012 04:55:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1763#comment-4533 #1 Breath mint anyone?

#2 Woah Snookie got taller!

# 3 When they take off their pants in the locker room their long t-shirts can cover their horse parts eerrr I mean man parts.

Visit New My Blog : http://lifesabeach7.blogspot.com/

]]> By: Metzy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/captions-from-readers-ii/#comment-4530 Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:59:32 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1763#comment-4530 Imagine the negative of picture 3 (if people still used film) It would be a bunch of white guys with black shirts playing ball while a black guy in a white shirt watches…..that’s comedy!!

]]> By: BellyBillboard https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/captions-from-readers-ii/#comment-4527 Wed, 25 Jan 2012 21:45:02 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1763#comment-4527 Not bad DJ, not bad at all.

1. Braaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnnnssss!

2. It Begins.

3. Seems the Oompah Loompah Growth experient went awry.

]]> By: WhitneyLeeCondie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/captions-from-readers-ii/#comment-4526 Wed, 25 Jan 2012 07:43:19 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1763#comment-4526 Oh, and #2

” She’s 1/4 Belgian…horse.”

Meh, best I got

]]> By: WhitneyLeeCondie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/captions-from-readers-ii/#comment-4525 Wed, 25 Jan 2012 07:28:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1763#comment-4525 Really?! You went with the Mormon joke? Too easy. Although I can’t come up with anything better besides maybe some kind of ironic marriage promo? “And to think, you could wake up to this. Every. Morning. For the rest of your life. Forever. For. Ever.”

(I just read that again, and thought I accidentally wrote ironic marriage porno. Whoa that could be a memorable caption.)

On the third pic, wouldn’t it be hilarious if someone yelled “COPS!” just to watch them try to run? Like penguins.

]]> By: changethetopic https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/captions-from-readers-ii/#comment-4524 Wed, 25 Jan 2012 06:43:19 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1763#comment-4524 1) And this is my velociraptor impression.

2) For those times when your calves and feet are freezing, but the rest of you is burning up.

3) Even after the torso elongation surgery, Reggie and Cliff still didn’t get chosen for the pickup game.

]]> By: Rich https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/captions-from-readers-ii/#comment-4946 Wed, 25 Jan 2012 05:58:28 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1763#comment-4946 I mean richlcarmichael

]]> By: Rich https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/captions-from-readers-ii/#comment-4945 Wed, 25 Jan 2012 05:56:06 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1763#comment-4945 1. Show me that sexy face!….On second thought, I really have to go, I have a meeting in the morning.

1(2). Get in the flask.

2. I thought this was the line for the bathroom.

2(2). Don’t squat with spurs on.

2(3). Eskimo boots don’t quite have the same ring in a cowgirl getup.

3. It seems like 34×32 would have been more appropriate. But I guess the 32×8 were on sale.

3(2). At least his hat fits.

3(3). But the guy said it would shrink after I washed it.

richacarmichael

TheyCallMeRich.com

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