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Comments on: Birthday Bracelet Bought Blind https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/birthday-bracelet-bought-blind/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 06 Jun 2013 09:39:28 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: TJ https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/birthday-bracelet-bought-blind/#comment-17234 Thu, 06 Jun 2013 09:39:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3756#comment-17234 I am unfamiliar with Mike & Ike but they look like sweet, sugary goodness 🙂

]]> By: kaseykakes https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/birthday-bracelet-bought-blind/#comment-9023 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 17:46:27 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3756#comment-9023 My favorite “just because” gift from the husband was vanilla coke and some post-its left on my desk at work. He once made me hear shaped hamburgers http://www.powersfullife.com/2008/02/16/happy-valentines-day-2/   still love that one. Food is the way to my heart apparently. Just do something she likes. Oh, and once he did buy me the earrings I said I wanted, but I totally didn’t think he was listening, so when I got them I cried. So really, the bracelet could be enough 🙂

]]> By: WMD https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/birthday-bracelet-bought-blind/#comment-9022 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 11:59:54 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3756#comment-9022 A joke! Heh heh! I don’t know whether to be relieved or disappointed!

]]> By: Becky G https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/birthday-bracelet-bought-blind/#comment-9021 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 05:49:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3756#comment-9021 That’s so sweet of you. Yeah, you may have lost a point or two for not listening at the time, but you gained a whole lot by actually picking up on her hint. Most guys are like yeah, pretty bracelet, and then never think of it again and get their girlfriend a blender for her birthday or something else retarded. Kudos man! You’re totally right though. Unless you picked a totally shallow broad, girls don’t care about how much it was. It should be something that requies more thought than stumbling into Walgreens in a hungover panic because you forgot her birthday again this year. 😉

]]> By: bluenotebacker https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/birthday-bracelet-bought-blind/#comment-9017 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 04:30:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3756#comment-9017 In reply to Natalie the Singingfool.

Natalie the Singingfool  bluenotebacker  I’m glad to be helpful, but sad that the 1st thing in my mind when I ready your mention of poetry was a man from Nantucket. I blame DJ though, because it seems like something I might read here 😉

]]> By: inthemomlight https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/birthday-bracelet-bought-blind/#comment-9019 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 04:30:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3756#comment-9019 Don’t buy her a tangible item – plan an experience for her.  Only you can answer what something really fun and cool that she would like to do, but it’s the way to go.

]]> By: WMD https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/birthday-bracelet-bought-blind/#comment-9012 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 04:29:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3756#comment-9012 Amazing ‘1-8’ does that mean eighteen? Lord have mercy you lucky fellow and since she’s just turning 18 we must assume you were going out with her when she was seventeen! I hope she has a happy birthday and appreciates your gift. How old are you by the way?

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/birthday-bracelet-bought-blind/#comment-9013 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 04:29:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3756#comment-9013 Dude, if you end up not sending the gift card, I will TOTALLY take it off your hands. 😉

]]> By: bluenotebacker https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/birthday-bracelet-bought-blind/#comment-9015 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 04:29:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3756#comment-9015 In reply to Natalie the Singingfool.

Natalie the Singingfool  As long as it’s not a limerick though, right? Steer clear of the limericks?  

]]> By: Natalie the Singingfool https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/birthday-bracelet-bought-blind/#comment-9016 Fri, 14 Sep 2012 04:29:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3756#comment-9016 In reply to bluenotebacker.

bluenotebacker  Natalie the Singingfool  yes, WALK AWAY FROM THE LIMERICKS!!! Thanks for catching that.

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