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Comments on: Best Advertising Request EVER https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/best-advertising-request-ever/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 22 Mar 2013 02:06:05 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: patrizia https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/best-advertising-request-ever/#comment-13594 Fri, 22 Mar 2013 02:06:05 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2719#comment-13594 I think you both have a beautiful mind..

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/best-advertising-request-ever/#comment-6757 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:52:35 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2719#comment-6757 In reply to BrenayBrock.

Um…  well, the thing is…. your crazy is…  hmm… troubling.  Your family has asked me to speak to you privately.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/best-advertising-request-ever/#comment-6616 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:17:07 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2719#comment-6616 In reply to capronstrings.

 @capronstrings  Forgive me for being gross, but each time I see your username I instantly see it as “tamponstrings” – and then I promptly retch.

]]> By: capronstrings https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/best-advertising-request-ever/#comment-6133 Sat, 02 Jun 2012 18:53:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2719#comment-6133 Consider me cracked up,   at least more than I was before.   Thanks.   I needed that.

]]> By: helagirl https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/best-advertising-request-ever/#comment-6056 Mon, 21 May 2012 02:08:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2719#comment-6056 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @delfinparis Naturally!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/best-advertising-request-ever/#comment-6055 Sun, 20 May 2012 23:45:13 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2719#comment-6055 In reply to helagirl.

 @helagirl  Well, I hope you mean “the internet with D.J. is so entertaining.”

]]> By: helagirl https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/best-advertising-request-ever/#comment-6049 Sun, 20 May 2012 05:26:39 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2719#comment-6049 Thank you so much for the laugh! Hahaha!! The internet is so entertaining. =)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/best-advertising-request-ever/#comment-6020 Thu, 17 May 2012 01:19:16 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2719#comment-6020 In reply to dannistclaire.

 @dannistclaire  Thanks, Danners!

]]> By: dannistclaire https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/best-advertising-request-ever/#comment-6016 Wed, 16 May 2012 06:29:32 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2719#comment-6016 I had serious tears rolling down mt cheeks as I read this aloud to my husband. Fantastically funny!

]]> By: BrenayBrock https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/best-advertising-request-ever/#comment-5981 Sun, 13 May 2012 01:36:16 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2719#comment-5981 You…you think we’re crazy?
 
F*CK YEAH!!!!
It is nice to know the batshit crazy thing I have been rocking for years is FINALLY getting some love and appreciation. Gratzi, my friend, gratzi.

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