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Comments on: Belly Woman Bike Envy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/belly-woman-bike-envy/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 16 Feb 2014 23:17:21 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: uggs deal https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/belly-woman-bike-envy/#comment-26419 Sun, 16 Feb 2014 23:17:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3450#comment-26419 Magnificent things completely, you merely gotten a new visitor. An amount you actually recommend relating to your distribute you produced day or two in the past? Almost any optimistic?

]]> By: inthemomlight https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/belly-woman-bike-envy/#comment-8564 Thu, 30 Aug 2012 00:46:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3450#comment-8564 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  Jewish people fucking own the country club.  I know because I met one once…… or maybe I dreamed it.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/belly-woman-bike-envy/#comment-8554 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 23:11:40 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3450#comment-8554 In reply to NorellLestinaShute.

NorellLestinaShute  Your butt is awesome. I’ve seen it. 7/10.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/belly-woman-bike-envy/#comment-8553 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 23:01:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3450#comment-8553 In reply to gabi klaf.

gabi klaf  Explain yourself! Reveal something tough so we can laugh at you!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/belly-woman-bike-envy/#comment-8551 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 23:01:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3450#comment-8551 In reply to Katjaneway.

Katjaneway  Go to a movie alone. Literally nobody will even see you – or care. It’s a baby step. I believe in you!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/belly-woman-bike-envy/#comment-8552 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 23:01:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3450#comment-8552 In reply to Deb Z.

Deb Z  I can’t wait to not-masturbate to that.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/belly-woman-bike-envy/#comment-8550 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 23:01:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3450#comment-8550 In reply to inthemomlight.

inthemomlight  Well – you’re Jewish, so I’m surprised they let you in at all.

]]> By: inthemomlight https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/belly-woman-bike-envy/#comment-8480 Mon, 27 Aug 2012 00:01:09 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3450#comment-8480 We don’t belong to a country club but got married at one. After our first visit, I was told to “wear something nicer” next time because I was wearing ugg boots in the middle of winter… surprised they let you in in the tennis shoes.  They must be snobbier around here…..

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/belly-woman-bike-envy/#comment-8479 Sun, 26 Aug 2012 16:31:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3450#comment-8479 You hit the nail on the head with me as to why I never like to do anything alone. Grocery shopping? Sure. Clothes shopping, maybe. Much more fun with friends, though. But eating out alone? Going to a movie alone? Doing things like going to the fair, or skating, bowling etc… alone? Never. I will be judged horribly. I can’t do it. I won’t!  

]]> By: gabi klaf https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/belly-woman-bike-envy/#comment-8478 Sun, 26 Aug 2012 13:01:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3450#comment-8478 you are just too human my dear. i can relate to that.

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