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Comments on: Being My Girlfriend is Exhausting https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/being-my-girlfriend-is-exhausting/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 23 Apr 2014 22:10:14 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Jess https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/being-my-girlfriend-is-exhausting/#comment-31349 Wed, 23 Apr 2014 22:10:14 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2949#comment-31349 As much as I live for humor, it is so refreshing to read a sincere topic now and again. This particular post was thought-provoking and SO relatable. I know that so many other spouses/partners are saying, “Hey! Haha, yeah, you do that too, don’t you honey?…Honey?”

But seriously, human behavior is so mind-boggling, which is why it is always fun to celebrate with someone when they have an “AHA!” moment about their own behavioral mishaps. I think we all suck at communicating to some degree in some form, and it’s never easy to tame the beast within. We all have nasty habbitses that we hate to acknowledge but love to subconsciously loose on our next victim, typically our partner. Exhibit A–our T.P. toothbrush dilemma. Heh…they just make it too eeeeasy, don’t they? (Apologies to Girlfriend Jessica. I like your name; very nice. And I sympathize because I may or may not do the toothbrush thing, too. So really, who am I kidding?) We nitpick things about our spouse that we never really cared about in the first place or, like you stated, we badger our partner about something because of other underlying reasons.

Bottom line, you’ve owned up to it like a Man, with a capital “M.” Well done! Truly, I find that awesome because a lot of people struggle to do just that. I really enjoyed this post–it humanizes you and now I don’t feel so alone in my cynicism and failures. 😉 And, despite your warnings, I have this here pedestal for you. Use generously and with fervor, rinse, and repeat.

Best wishes to both you and Girlfriend Jessica. 🙂 I anticipate your next post.

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By: AlwaysARedhead https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/being-my-girlfriend-is-exhausting/#comment-31322 Wed, 23 Apr 2014 21:31:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2949#comment-31322 Your girlfriend is 100% right with wrapping her tooth brush in toilet paper. Maybe if you are uncomfortable with the toilet paper you could buy her some nice pretty paper to use?

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By: The Hipster Owl's Bookshelf https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/being-my-girlfriend-is-exhausting/#comment-10394 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 08:07:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2949#comment-10394 Very interesting post. It made me think about past relationships which have hurt me, and thus caused me to fall into the pit of being a control freak. I think you hit it on the jackpot. Since we don’t feel fully in control of our own lives, we feel the need to control SOMETHING … and well…that never ends well! lol XD
 
Great post! Thanks for sharing with such blunt honesty. I’m sure many of us identify with you, and it always helps to know that you’re   not alone.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/being-my-girlfriend-is-exhausting/#comment-6609 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:12:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2949#comment-6609  @about100percent  Thanks 100%!

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/being-my-girlfriend-is-exhausting/#comment-6608 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:11:56 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2949#comment-6608  @Lee Anne  This was very relationship-guru of you!  I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/being-my-girlfriend-is-exhausting/#comment-6607 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:11:16 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2949#comment-6607  @Craziness Abounds  Also, I keep a few birds in the house.  They love to chase them.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/being-my-girlfriend-is-exhausting/#comment-6606 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:10:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2949#comment-6606  @JenOsaurus  Nah, if it’s my own poop, I’m good.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/being-my-girlfriend-is-exhausting/#comment-6584 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 20:08:29 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2949#comment-6584 Thanks for the reply.  And insanely long reply, but a good one nonetheless!  Ha.  Yes, logically it makes sense to not expect the other person to change (which they won’t anyway), but that’s not the way we’re wired up.  We experience anger, fear, sadness, joy and shame which is normal.  So, while I aspire to be all-accepting, I know it’s unlikely.  What I can do is own my feelings, ask her for what I need, and tell her what bugs me about her.  If she changes, she changes.  If she doesn’t, I have an opportunity to learn how to live in the discomfort I feel without the need to control her behavior.  But it’s hard.  🙂

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/being-my-girlfriend-is-exhausting/#comment-6583 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 20:04:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2949#comment-6583 Poop on toothbrushes is that appalling to you?  Oh wait, it should be.  Ha.

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By: Marie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/being-my-girlfriend-is-exhausting/#comment-6220 Wed, 06 Jun 2012 12:49:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=2949#comment-6220 Hi DJ! This is the first post I’ve read off your blog (via our mutual Twitter follow).
 
Been married 3 times and about to renew vows with my husband after 5 years of similar crap.
 
One thing I think we do in relationships is act out our needs, yes. Need to control, or maybe someone does something that gets under our skin, but since it’s our Significant Other, it carries a HUGE amount of weight. Emotionally charged, yes?
 
I finally looked at my husband the other day and saw him not as my husband, but as a person again. First off, he does some things that I would NEVER put up with if he were merely a roommate. And so do I, he puts up with a lot of my odd (and somewhat alien to him, having been a bachelor for 50+ years before we got married 5+ years ago) behavior.
 
I remember something a therapist told me years ago: “He’s never going to change.” And I started to cry, because I had “wasted” years of my life trying to get the love of my life to change. this was my Bad Boy Artist period. If only I did this or that, he would change. He would See The Light and act the way I thought he should act, instead of simply being himself. Now, being himself meant criticizing me constantly and stepping out with other women and blaming me for his bad behavior. So my job was to accept that while I had been in love with the IDEA of him, the reality was, he was a jerk, and definitely not my cup of tea. Especially after he shoved me around (that was the end of that, and yes, I did press charges, for which he also blamed me, typical).
 
I remember when I had roommates. I hated it. I couldn’t WAIT to live on my own. Then I met a nice guy, and moved in with him. We married, had a child, he adopted my daughter, and things were great. Until I fell into the trap of trying to change myself for him and then expecting him to change for me. We divorced, mostly amicably. We can now hold a decent conversation (and thank goodness I can hang up and not have to live with him).
 
Then I met Mr. Wonderful (aka Bad Boy Artist). So romantic. Told me I was pretty, took me to dinner, all those lovely things you want someone to do after being taken for granted in a relationship. Then we moved in together. Discovered he was anal retentive, weighed himself every day and stopped eating if he gained a pound and expected me to do the same. Hated my habits, my friends, my outlook on life. Criticized strangers we saw in parking lots, I mean, I used to cringe hearing him constantly put down their clothing choices, their weight, etc. I didn’t realize he was doing it to me because I thought, oh, he’s an artist, he must have good taste, and they’re all eccentric, right? Wrong. He was just a garden-variety jerk.
 
I guess my point is, living with someone, anyone, is a challenge, to put it nicely. Is Jessica putting toilet paper on a toothbrush harming you? Is her saying something nasty about an ex harming you? If she were merely a friend or roommate, would you have gone off on her like that? What was the trigger point, the spark that lit the flame of your anger at her comment to the ex? “That wasn’t polite?” or “I have had ex’s do that to me.” Or “she might embarrass me someday with her blunt manner?”
Believe me, I have gone off on my husband for many things. And I have come to realize that just because there is a piece of paper issued by the government, it doesn’t give me the right to play the part of Mother/Nagging Wife, all those stereotypes I was raised with and continue to fight against, within my psyche, every day. He has never asked me to be other than myself, and his comments don’t come from a place of deliberate criticism or self-righteousness. He’s just who he is, and sometimes he bumbles about the kitchen, dropping my pots and denting them, or says something I deem insensitive at the wrong moment, but inside, he is a loving and kind person, who loves me deeply, loves animals, and would do anything for me. So while I may have pink socks because he doesn’t believe in sorting laundry, I also have someone who will bring me a piece of chocolate cake, rub my feet, and cover me with a blanket when I am cold. And pink socks never harmed anyone.
 
Good luck! Kudos to you for recognizing something in yourself and becoming more aware, and I hope everything works out between you two! Nice blog, look forward to reading more!

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