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Comments on: Being Blonde Never Helped Me https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/being-blonde-never-helped-me/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 09 Dec 2012 01:14:43 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/being-blonde-never-helped-me/#comment-10518 Sun, 09 Dec 2012 01:14:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3172#comment-10518 Sadly, I must admit I never went for blonds… lol   I always had a thing for black hair with a twinge of blue in it. I suppose I’m sorry I must agree with your post? 😉

]]> By: The Hipster Owl's Bookshelf https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/being-blonde-never-helped-me/#comment-10392 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 07:42:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3172#comment-10392 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@tfpHumorBlog    @The Hipster Owl’s Bookshelf Anytime 😉

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/being-blonde-never-helped-me/#comment-10356 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:12:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3172#comment-10356 Fine – I’m going gay!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/being-blonde-never-helped-me/#comment-10357 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:12:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3172#comment-10357 @Craziness Abounds  Yeah, I don’t care about hair color either. Brains are more important – and colorful.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/being-blonde-never-helped-me/#comment-10355 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:07:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3172#comment-10355 @TRfromRL    Craziness Abounds  Disagree, at least for me. After I’ve seen a woman naked, the idea of her being beautiful is not a huge deal anymore. I mean, I love attractive women but you have to possess a lot more than that for me to want to stick around. Being pretty just doesn’t cut it.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/being-blonde-never-helped-me/#comment-10352 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:07:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3172#comment-10352 @Jammum  I’m one of them!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/being-blonde-never-helped-me/#comment-10353 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:07:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3172#comment-10353 @ModMomBeyondIndieDom  I’m no Johnny Depp, madame.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/being-blonde-never-helped-me/#comment-10354 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:07:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3172#comment-10354 @The Hipster Owl’s Bookshelf  Thanks for showing me double the love!

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