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Comments on: Behold the ThoughtsFromParis 2012 Holiday Card https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/behold-the-thoughtsfromparis-2012-holiday-card/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 09 Jan 2013 04:20:17 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/behold-the-thoughtsfromparis-2012-holiday-card/#comment-11584 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 04:20:17 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4961#comment-11584 In reply to Quirky Chrissy.

I can only imagine what yours looks like. You must send me one next year. I demand it!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/behold-the-thoughtsfromparis-2012-holiday-card/#comment-11583 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 04:19:12 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4961#comment-11583 In reply to Dominique Goh.

Thanks, Dom!!!

]]> By: Debbie McCormick https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/behold-the-thoughtsfromparis-2012-holiday-card/#comment-11580 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 03:44:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4961#comment-11580 I would so love to get a card like that. It’s funny, yet disturbing, and would definitely make it to the “Save card” folder. And trust me when I say this folder has very stringent rules.

]]> By: Julie DeNeen https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/behold-the-thoughtsfromparis-2012-holiday-card/#comment-11573 Tue, 08 Jan 2013 23:34:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4961#comment-11573 You are a freak.
And yet somehow- that’s a likable thing.
I must have missed the memo because the meerkat never made it to my house. Oh well. There’s always next year.

]]> By: Lil https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/behold-the-thoughtsfromparis-2012-holiday-card/#comment-11567 Tue, 08 Jan 2013 19:29:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4961#comment-11567 I love it! Missed that post when you asked your readers for addresses to receive a card. Also, alas, I still have no address.

]]> By: Tamera https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/behold-the-thoughtsfromparis-2012-holiday-card/#comment-11565 Tue, 08 Jan 2013 19:01:08 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4961#comment-11565 I must have been snowballing at Jackson Hole Wyoming and missed that post. What I’d do for a shitload of meerkats…
Maybe next year.

]]> By: Natalie the Singingfool https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/behold-the-thoughtsfromparis-2012-holiday-card/#comment-11563 Tue, 08 Jan 2013 18:05:42 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4961#comment-11563 When I showed my husband the card, he just shook his head. He doesn’t understand why I have to give internet strangers our home address, when I think it’s pretty obvious.

]]> By: Vinny C https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/behold-the-thoughtsfromparis-2012-holiday-card/#comment-11562 Tue, 08 Jan 2013 17:49:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4961#comment-11562 Yes, I admit, I laughed out loud when I say this.

]]> By: Tricia https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/behold-the-thoughtsfromparis-2012-holiday-card/#comment-11557 Tue, 08 Jan 2013 12:36:56 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4961#comment-11557 Hi DJ! Thanks for the card – it arrived yesterday while I was at work.
Husband texted me: ‘You got a card with no return address,’
My reply: ‘It’s probably an ad. Open it.”
He sent me a picture of it.
‘Lolz!’ I wrote back. ‘That’s a weird internet thing that I signed up for.’ Heh heh. I am the more free-spirited of the two of us.
Did I miss the part where you gave us an address to send your card to, or are we using the intertubes to send a virtual card?

]]> By: Rachel https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/behold-the-thoughtsfromparis-2012-holiday-card/#comment-11537 Tue, 08 Jan 2013 06:28:14 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4961#comment-11537 Thank you. I love the quirkiness. It appeals to my sense of humor.

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