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Comments on: Back to the Bike and Bruised Fanny https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/back-to-the-bike-and-bruised-fanny/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 03 May 2013 21:12:18 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Emelie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/back-to-the-bike-and-bruised-fanny/#comment-15143 Fri, 03 May 2013 21:12:18 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5620#comment-15143 If I was able to shower when I got to work every day, I would so do this. Unfortunately, the historical building in which my bookshop is placed did not come equipped with bathing options. Oh well…

]]> By: Fiona Pearse https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/back-to-the-bike-and-bruised-fanny/#comment-15122 Fri, 03 May 2013 05:47:15 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5620#comment-15122 In reply to Lovelyn.

Hi Lovelyn, we call a fanny pack a bun bag.

]]> By: Kate Hall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/back-to-the-bike-and-bruised-fanny/#comment-15106 Fri, 03 May 2013 03:46:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5620#comment-15106 In reply to Robin.

No, you’re uber cool. I leave DJ too many comments too.

]]> By: Kate Hall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/back-to-the-bike-and-bruised-fanny/#comment-15105 Fri, 03 May 2013 03:45:18 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5620#comment-15105 What I want to know is, do you shower when you get to work? Or are you a dried-sweat mess all day? I imagine you shower. Bike-helmet head. You must shower.

]]> By: Small Footprints https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/back-to-the-bike-and-bruised-fanny/#comment-15091 Thu, 02 May 2013 20:52:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5620#comment-15091 You bring your dog to work? 🙂

]]> By: Lovelyn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/back-to-the-bike-and-bruised-fanny/#comment-15088 Thu, 02 May 2013 17:29:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5620#comment-15088 In reply to Robin.

That’s so true about the definition of fanny in the UK. I wish someone had told me before I moved there. In the UK it’s a swear word that will have people looking at you sideways if you say it in polite company. It was baffling to me because I had no idea what to call a fanny pack. I still don’t know what to call one in the UK. Not that I wear a fanny pack.

]]> By: Robin https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/back-to-the-bike-and-bruised-fanny/#comment-15065 Thu, 02 May 2013 04:37:30 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5620#comment-15065 Fanny
fan ·ny (fn)
n. pl. fan ·nies [?fæn?]
(Slang)
UK – the female genitals

Juvenile, I know. But it made me laugh anyway.

(Also, I know I seem über lame making all these comments. But I’m not working right now, and have loads of time on my hands…)

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