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Comments on: Announcing The TFP Newsletter! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/announcing-the-tfp-newsletter/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:37:43 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Mrs. Lowrey https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/announcing-the-tfp-newsletter/#comment-14127 Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:37:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2343#comment-14127 Yes – I think

]]> By: Brenda https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/announcing-the-tfp-newsletter/#comment-11220 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 16:25:02 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2343#comment-11220 I may regret this, but I signed up. Once a week isn’t so bad. Just like @wickedwriters. Only their once a day, so I guess it’s not the same, Oh well !!

]]> By: Deana Barr https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/announcing-the-tfp-newsletter/#comment-10733 Thu, 27 Dec 2012 00:17:54 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2343#comment-10733 Sure! Sign me up for your newsletter. I love your sense of humor and you are often the only highlight in my day. Damn! That’s pretty sad for an old bag like me.

Deana

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/announcing-the-tfp-newsletter/#comment-5190 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 00:15:12 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2343#comment-5190 In reply to Kristina.

 @CrazyTragicAlmostMagic  A superfan ribbon?  That’s not a terrible idea.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/announcing-the-tfp-newsletter/#comment-5189 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 00:14:20 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2343#comment-5189 In reply to Kristina.

Just for that you get twice as much as everyone else.  Seriously, it’s just one email a week on Monday mornings.

]]> By: Kristina https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/announcing-the-tfp-newsletter/#comment-5188 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 00:03:44 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2343#comment-5188 In reply to Kristina.

 @CrazyTragicAlmostMagic *thought. not though. crap.

]]> By: Kristina https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/announcing-the-tfp-newsletter/#comment-5187 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 00:03:17 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2343#comment-5187 In reply to CrazyTragicAlmostMagic.

 @CrazyTragicAlmostMagic On second though, I like CrazyTragic’s idea. I could almost certainly be won over to long-term allegiance with a ribbon!!

]]> By: Kristina https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/announcing-the-tfp-newsletter/#comment-5186 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 00:02:34 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2343#comment-5186 Done… but fair warning, I am merciless about deleting things that send too much crap!

]]> By: CrazyTragicAlmostMagic https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/announcing-the-tfp-newsletter/#comment-5185 Tue, 03 Apr 2012 20:06:37 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2343#comment-5185 I’m subscribing for support. I already read your stuff daily. Plus, I want to be in this elite go-to group! Do we get buttons? Or stickers? Maybe a ribbon??

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