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Comments on: 6 Days Since Cat Pee https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/6-days-since-cat-pee/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:04 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/6-days-since-cat-pee/#comment-8771 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2560#comment-8771 Fantastic article it is I already read your post. I think this post is very very important and valuable. check this @ http://tinyurl.com/7t5928a

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/6-days-since-cat-pee/#comment-8766 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2560#comment-8766 OMG that shit is funny. “Your husband told you that white stained easily.  You didn’t listen.  And now you have pee chair.” I don’t even know how to upholster furniture & this still cracked me up. Because my husband could very well have said something like this to me, only it would have been with a chair I bought, not one that I had worked on. Regardless, you are a funny, funny man. Thanks for the laugh!  
 
PS. And yes, I did scroll down to the bottom to see if you were joshing about the timer. Epic.  
 
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]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/6-days-since-cat-pee/#comment-6738 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:40:23 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2560#comment-6738 In reply to Pish Posh.

 @Pish Posh  She’s a great cat with a messed up  urinary  tract.  Kind of like this one girl I dated…  Nevermind.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/6-days-since-cat-pee/#comment-6737 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:39:08 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2560#comment-6737 In reply to Sonja Rois.

 @Sonja Rois  She’s a great cat.  Just dumb.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/6-days-since-cat-pee/#comment-6736 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:38:57 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2560#comment-6736 In reply to pdk117.

 @pdk117  Glad this one didn’t offend you with all my explitives.  I know this sounds crazy, but since you’re such a great reader, whenever I use one I think, “Paul is not going to like this!”

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/6-days-since-cat-pee/#comment-6735 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:37:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2560#comment-6735 In reply to SethMan321.

 @SethMan321  She IS a zombie.  Confirmed through testing in the lab this past Wednesday.  Surprisingly, it’s working out.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/6-days-since-cat-pee/#comment-6734 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:37:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2560#comment-6734 In reply to MelodyBoals.

 @MelodyBoals  Yes, please watch where you sit when I have you over for high tea.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/6-days-since-cat-pee/#comment-6733 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:36:44 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2560#comment-6733 In reply to Martina.

It’s Pantaloons – please try to get it right.  Don’t make me angry!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/6-days-since-cat-pee/#comment-6732 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:36:15 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2560#comment-6732 In reply to JustinBog.

 @JustinBog  Amazing cat name.  Disturbing comment following that.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/6-days-since-cat-pee/#comment-6731 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:35:45 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2560#comment-6731 In reply to Susie.

BoBo is busy planning to eat your eyeballs after you slip in the shower and break your neck.

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