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Comments on: 5 Things I Was Asked To Write About (by my new friend) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/5-things-i-was-asked-to-write-about-by-my-new-friend/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 23 Jan 2013 01:56:30 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Ann Umland https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/5-things-i-was-asked-to-write-about-by-my-new-friend/#comment-12282 Wed, 23 Jan 2013 01:56:30 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5063#comment-12282 Definitely Cottonelle with aloe. Also, I live in a small town (2100) and one of our cops loves giving out tickets. Just sayin’.

]]> By: Stormy & KitKat https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/5-things-i-was-asked-to-write-about-by-my-new-friend/#comment-12258 Tue, 22 Jan 2013 00:52:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5063#comment-12258 This may be the blog world’s equivalent of a chain letter, but I prefer to look at it as an opportunity to spread some love. In that spirit, we’ve nominated you for a prestigious award. Check it out at:
http://easiersaidblog.com/2013/01/22/the-versatile-blogger-award/

And I vote for Charmin with Aloe… 🙂

]]> By: Emelie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/5-things-i-was-asked-to-write-about-by-my-new-friend/#comment-12186 Sat, 19 Jan 2013 17:27:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5063#comment-12186 What the hell is Witch Hazel?

]]> By: Jane Sadek https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/5-things-i-was-asked-to-write-about-by-my-new-friend/#comment-12179 Sat, 19 Jan 2013 13:49:29 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5063#comment-12179 Charmin Ultra Soft.

]]> By: Kianwi https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/5-things-i-was-asked-to-write-about-by-my-new-friend/#comment-12177 Sat, 19 Jan 2013 13:43:36 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5063#comment-12177 Cottonelle with aloe. The bestest.

]]> By: Ericamos https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/5-things-i-was-asked-to-write-about-by-my-new-friend/#comment-12172 Sat, 19 Jan 2013 08:17:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5063#comment-12172 I found Cottonelle to be a bit too “cottony” and fuzzy for my tastes, so I stepped it down to Cha-Cha-Charmin (Ultra Strong, ’cause while Ultra Soft feels amazing, it too, is a tad too fuzzy for my tastes.)

]]> By: Aymara https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/5-things-i-was-asked-to-write-about-by-my-new-friend/#comment-12164 Sat, 19 Jan 2013 05:20:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5063#comment-12164 I buy Cottonelle 24 packs that’s how awesome our b-holes are in this house.

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