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Comments on: 31 Posts in 31 Days https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/31-posts-in-31-days/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 03 Feb 2012 03:20:18 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/31-posts-in-31-days/#comment-4628 Fri, 03 Feb 2012 03:20:18 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1831#comment-4628 In reply to Sonja Rois.

@Sonja Rois You should first go to finishing school. That will help.

]]> By: Sonja Rois https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/31-posts-in-31-days/#comment-4627 Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:35:58 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1831#comment-4627 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@delfinparis @Sonja Rois

No! Don’t stop! Heck, how am I supposed to meet a good man if you do that? It’s the only way I get dates anymore.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/31-posts-in-31-days/#comment-4626 Thu, 02 Feb 2012 16:29:23 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1831#comment-4626 In reply to Crack You Whip.

@Crack You Whip Thank you so much! Keep writing!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/31-posts-in-31-days/#comment-4625 Thu, 02 Feb 2012 16:29:11 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1831#comment-4625 In reply to Sonja Rois.

@Sonja Rois That’s great – and I’ll stop writing your phone number in them.

]]> By: Sonja Rois https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/31-posts-in-31-days/#comment-4623 Thu, 02 Feb 2012 03:26:26 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1831#comment-4623 I am so gonna start leving your URL in bathroom stalls. 😉

]]> By: Crack You Whip https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/31-posts-in-31-days/#comment-4622 Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:47:06 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1831#comment-4622 I love your blog! You are amazingly funny and clever like a fox! Keep it up:)

Tracie

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