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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/2134/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 04 May 2012 03:34:30 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/2134/#comment-5859 Fri, 04 May 2012 03:34:30 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2134#comment-5859 @tfpHumorBlog I knew a hairy 9-11 fireman. To cheer his pals up, he’d stand on the bar at their tavern and set his chest hair on fire!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/2134/#comment-4941 Thu, 15 Mar 2012 13:09:34 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2134#comment-4941 hahaha .. but .. eeeuuwww… !!!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/2134/#comment-4940 Thu, 15 Mar 2012 12:18:12 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2134#comment-4940 I just threw up a little in my mouth…
 
but you have fun in 49erville.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/2134/#comment-4939 Thu, 15 Mar 2012 12:09:06 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2134#comment-4939 @delfinparis Thanks for curdling my coffee.

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