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Comments on: 10,000 Tweeps https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/10000-tweeps/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:03 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/10000-tweeps/#comment-8763 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2588#comment-8763 Your name might have been named Shelly if you were an old Borscht Belt comedian. It would have been short for Sheldon or some such, but you would have been all man, one with a story that you’ll tell repeatedly always leaving out one considerable detail (it’s how you maintain control), a chip on your shoulder and desires that are bigger than your ethics.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/10000-tweeps/#comment-6729 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:32:36 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2588#comment-6729 In reply to HeyMikey.

 @HeyMikey    @Tiff Stauffer  Thinking about renting one.  Waiting for a coupon.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/10000-tweeps/#comment-6722 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:26:52 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2588#comment-6722 In reply to CarrieSieffert.

 @CarrieSieffert  Oh, I don’t read people’s tweets.  My followers are beneath me.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/10000-tweeps/#comment-5846 Fri, 04 May 2012 01:25:53 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2588#comment-5846 In reply to Tiff Stauffer.

 @Tiff Stauffer  Your awesomeness is debatable.  Working on a final judgment on that.  Will keep you posted.

]]> By: HeyMikey https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/10000-tweeps/#comment-5826 Thu, 03 May 2012 12:36:06 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2588#comment-5826 In reply to Tiff Stauffer.

 @Tiff Stauffer  “And I really want to see what finally gets your cat to stop peeing on your bed.”
 
Woodchipper.

]]> By: Tiff Stauffer https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/10000-tweeps/#comment-5822 Thu, 03 May 2012 05:49:12 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2588#comment-5822 Well, I found you (about six weeks ago) because you followed me on Twitter so I followed you back because you seemed like a swell kind of crazy.   Nice to know I was just one of 10,000, I thought you followed me because I was awesome.   I wish I could pretend to be offended, but I’m not.   And I really want to see what finally gets your cat to stop peeing on your bed.

]]> By: CarrieSieffert https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/10000-tweeps/#comment-5790 Sun, 29 Apr 2012 23:56:57 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2588#comment-5790 I’m one of your tweeps. I’m special – like 1 in 10,000 –   kinda special. I don’t get twitter either…it confuses me. I have 28 followers and follow like 37 people because I just don’t grasp the concept…I try and be loyal to every follower by reading their blogs and the idea of trying to read 10,000 blogs frightens me…

]]> By: HeyMikey https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/10000-tweeps/#comment-5786 Sat, 28 Apr 2012 12:05:32 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2588#comment-5786 Your name might have been named Shelly if you were an old Borscht Belt comedian. It would have been short for Sheldon or some such, but you would have been all man, one with a story that you’ll tell repeatedly always leaving out one considerable detail (it’s how you maintain control), a chip on your shoulder and desires that are bigger than your ethics.

]]> By: HeyMikey https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/10000-tweeps/#comment-5785 Sat, 28 Apr 2012 12:04:36 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2588#comment-5785 Your name might have been Shelly if you were an old Borscht Belt comedian. It would have been short for Sheldon or some such, but you would have been all man, one with a story that you’ll tell repeatedly always leaving out one considerable detail (it’s how you maintaining control) , a chip on your shoulder and desires that are bigger than your ethics.

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