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3232Leslie Marinelli – In The Powder Room – The Bearded Iris – Bloggers are Weird Podcast
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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/leslie-marinelli-powder-room-bearded-iris-bloggers-weird/#commentsMon, 09 Sep 2013 01:12:05 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6270Today we sit down with author and editor-in-chief Leslie Marinelli to discuss her new compilation You Have Lipstick in Your Teeth, her website InThePowderRoom, and why she buys the chub pack of Lady Bic razors.
]]>https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/leslie-marinelli-powder-room-bearded-iris-bloggers-weird/feed/2Queerie Bradshaw – Part II – Bloggers are Weird Podcast
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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/queerie-bradshaw-part-bloggers-weird-podcast/#commentsWed, 04 Sep 2013 02:40:51 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6253The part II interview that was re-recorded because I lost the original part II! That didn’t come out right. Anyway, another hour from the great Queerie Bradshaw, lesbian feminist, politiqueer, public speaker, and humorist. Oh, and she’s writing a book and doing a new podcast. Listen now!
]]>https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/queerie-bradshaw-part-bloggers-weird-podcast/feed/2Queerie Bradshaw – Part I – Bloggers are Weird Podcast
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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/queerie-bradshaw-bloggers-weird-podcast/#respondTue, 27 Aug 2013 00:00:34 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6214D.J. invites political activist, feminist, and sex and humor blogger Queerie Bradshaw to talk about what we don’t. In this episode we learn about her background in sex education, law, and writing. Part II coming soon!
]]>https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/queerie-bradshaw-bloggers-weird-podcast/feed/0Jessica Bari – Sex, Dating, and Humor
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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/jessica-bari-sex-dating-and-humor/#commentsTue, 20 Aug 2013 14:06:34 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6197D.J. sits down with funnywoman Jessica Bari to discuss being a shock-blogger, a sex/relationship coach, and why dating when you’re a blogger sucks fat ones.
]]>https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/jessica-bari-sex-dating-and-humor/feed/2Dino Dogan – Triberr – Bloggers are Weird
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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dino-dogan-triberr-bloggers-are-weird/#commentsSun, 11 Aug 2013 21:48:45 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6147I sit down with controversial social media visionary Dino Dogan to talk about what bloggers can do to increase their visibility. You’ll learn why doing collective marketing benefits the whole and why you don’t need to worry about your Facebook fan page or Twitter numbers. If you’re a blogger, you can’t miss this.
]]>https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dino-dogan-triberr-bloggers-are-weird/feed/2OldDogNewTits – LOST EPISODE – Bloggers Are Weird
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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/olddognewtits-lost-episode-bloggers-are-weird/#commentsMon, 29 Jul 2013 23:51:32 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6111Normally “Lost Episodes†mean leftover crap that broadcasters put out when they don’t have any good new material. Not the case this time! Fantastic interview with fantastic blogger OldDogNewTits – LISTEN!
]]>https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/olddognewtits-lost-episode-bloggers-are-weird/feed/4Blogger Pilot and Jersey Girl (But No Accent) – Shari Simpson – Bloggers are Weird Podcast
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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/blogger-pilot-and-jersey-girl-but-no-accent-shari-simpson/#commentsSun, 26 May 2013 23:47:38 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5745Blogger, playwright, actress, and mom Shari Simpson is on the show talking about her distaste of Jersey accents, her new television pilot, and, of course, her pug.
]]>https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/blogger-pilot-and-jersey-girl-but-no-accent-shari-simpson/feed/1I Fell in Love With a Woman Who Had Already Seen Me Naked and Rejected Me – Bloggers are Weird Podcast
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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-fell-in-love-with-a-woman-who-had-already-seen-me-naked-and-rejected-me/#respondMon, 20 May 2013 16:20:58 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5726Ever fall in love? Ever fall in love with a woman who you pursued for a year? What if she had already seen your dong? This happened.
]]>https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-fell-in-love-with-a-woman-who-had-already-seen-me-naked-and-rejected-me/feed/0Neil Kramer – Citizen of the Month – Bloggers are Weird Podcast
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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/neil-kramer-citizen-of-the-month-bloggers-are-weird-podcast/#commentsTue, 14 May 2013 14:24:55 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5689In my longest interview to date, I interview the brilliant Neil Kramer, screenwriter and longtime blogger. We talk about all aspects of blogging. Just listen – it’s worth it!
]]>https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/neil-kramer-citizen-of-the-month-bloggers-are-weird-podcast/feed/2First Day of High School – Bloggers are Weird Podcast
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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/first-day-of-high-school-bloggers-are-weird-podcast/#commentsMon, 06 May 2013 18:26:01 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5650D.J. talks about his time as a Protestant at a Catholic high school and how seeing Jesus on the cross really bums him out.