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CST Archives • Thoughts From Paris · Humor Blog of D.J. Paris · Funny Stories https://thoughtsfromparis.com/tag/cst/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 30 Jun 2014 04:43:58 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/wp-content/uploads/cropped-meepers-1-32x32.jpg CST Archives • Thoughts From Paris · Humor Blog of D.J. Paris · Funny Stories https://thoughtsfromparis.com/tag/cst/ 32 32 New Video Series Starting Tonight! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/new-video-series-starting-tonight/ https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/new-video-series-starting-tonight/#comments Mon, 30 Jun 2014 13:00:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=7001 Announcing a brand new video-series with my friend Melany from MelanysGuylines.com!

We have some fun ideas planned – but, first we need your help before we shoot tonight…

Do you have a story of a friend that went crazy?

I know you do. I do. Hell, you might even be the person who went nuts! We want to hear it! Also, we’re going to discuss it on the air.

If you’d like to share, please comment below or complete this form.

We need your stories by 8pm CST tonight!

Hurry up, for chrissakes!

Here’s a short video!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/new-video-series-starting-tonight/feed/ 3 I Need Your Input! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-need-your-input/ https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-need-your-input/#comments Sun, 06 May 2012 18:45:40 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2678 I’ve been working to develop something very unique and exciting (at least to me – maybe only me) for this blog. This is something that has been discussed for over six months, and I’m getting ready to start production. There’s still a chance it might not happen, but I’m confident that we can get it completed.

And…

Since you are a reader, I would really like your input!

When I launched my email newsletter a month ago, I promised that occassionally I would reach out to my subscribers and ask them for advice on future projects.

This is one of those times – actually, it’s the first time.

So, if you haven’t yet signed up for the newsletter, I need you to do so now. It’s at the bottom of every post which says, “Want My Best Stuff?” Put your email in and hit “Send Me The Funny”.

I know this may sound like some weird scheme to get your email address, but it isn’t. I have nothing to sell. I’ll probably write a book down the road, but that’s a long way off.

You’ll get an immediate confirmation email from MailChimp which will ask you to click on the link inside. You must do this or you won’t get any emails from me. If you don’t see it within a few minutes, check your spam folder.

Also, if you are reading these words from a…

RSS reader (ex. Google Reader), the subscribe box won’t show up. Click on the title to pull it up in a browser.
Phone or Tablet, you may or may not see the subscribe box. Depends if you’re looking at the mobile version of my site. If you are, scroll to the bottom and click the mobile theme toggle to “off”.

Also, if you’re on a computer and reading this on my homepage, https://thoughtsfromparis.com, the subscribe box won’t display. Simply click on any of the blog posts to pull up that post page and scroll to the bottom of the post.

Each Monday at around 8am CST, an email goes out highlighting the posts of the week. Read it, ignore it – I don’t care.

But this Tuesday I will be sending a special email asking for your advice on this project.

Thanks in advance, and now back to the regularly scheduled crap.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/i-need-your-input/feed/ 7 UPDATE – FIXED!!! My Site Is Down! (Sort Of…) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-site-is-down-sort-of/ https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/my-site-is-down-sort-of/#comments Fri, 24 Feb 2012 01:27:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1983 This morning at 8:38am CST, some piece of shit hacked into my server and broke a bunch of stuff on this site. I tracked the ip address to Poland.

What is broken is every single link on the site.

While I attempt to get this fixed, please bear with me.

In fact you can join me in a prayer to our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ.

Dear Jesus, please deliver a terminal illness to those responsible for screwing up my beloved humor site. And if you could do it tonight , that would be awesome. Thanks.

Update – this is now fixed. Still would love the cancer, though.

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