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https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/will-my-love-keep-me-warm-while-my-furnace-is-out-worst-title-ever/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:18:20 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/will-my-love-keep-me-warm-while-my-furnace-is-out-worst-title-ever/#comment-17617 Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:18:20 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5318#comment-17617 Thanks for the information. I wouldn’t recommend installing or doing a furnace repair, or repairing any home appliance that could be really dangerous if malfunctioning. I once caused a small gas leak trying to repair my hot water heater.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/will-my-love-keep-me-warm-while-my-furnace-is-out-worst-title-ever/#comment-13047 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 06:17:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5318#comment-13047 When you wrote max limiter I kept thinking flux capacitor. Too much Back to The Future. Great and funny post. Glad you’re back!

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/will-my-love-keep-me-warm-while-my-furnace-is-out-worst-title-ever/#comment-13007 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 15:37:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5318#comment-13007 I love it–great writing with plenty description for mental images! So funny, and I am sure to you too now that you aren’t freezing your tukus off.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/will-my-love-keep-me-warm-while-my-furnace-is-out-worst-title-ever/#comment-12994 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 00:17:50 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5318#comment-12994 We haven’t had to call a service repair person for our furnace yet, but I just know it’s coming. Every year our heat is slow to work, and then we magically remember that we’re supposed to clean the filters periodically… so much like you, we rinse them in the shower (but not naked, cuz that’d just be weird, dude)… and then the heating works just fine. I’m waiting for the year when the big rinse doesn’t fix the problem. *blah* … Glad you got things back on track, and that you have returned to the land of blogging! 🙂

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/will-my-love-keep-me-warm-while-my-furnace-is-out-worst-title-ever/#comment-12972 Fri, 22 Feb 2013 05:42:59 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5318#comment-12972 We once called the furnace repair person to come because a weird fluttering sound came from our furnace every time it came on. A $100 service call and the problem was diagnosed in about ten seconds – a piece of paper with some kind of specs on it and located on the inside door of the furnace blower was loose and would flutter every time the unit turned on. My husband nearly threw a clot when we received the bill.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/will-my-love-keep-me-warm-while-my-furnace-is-out-worst-title-ever/#comment-12969 Fri, 22 Feb 2013 02:23:14 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5318#comment-12969 good to have u back

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/will-my-love-keep-me-warm-while-my-furnace-is-out-worst-title-ever/#comment-12966 Thu, 21 Feb 2013 23:41:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5318#comment-12966 Glad you’re back.

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/will-my-love-keep-me-warm-while-my-furnace-is-out-worst-title-ever/#comment-12964 Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:15:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5318#comment-12964 I have a feeling that your next major expense is going to be to a plumber to unplug the shower drain. LOL! 🙂

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/will-my-love-keep-me-warm-while-my-furnace-is-out-worst-title-ever/#comment-12962 Thu, 21 Feb 2013 18:06:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5318#comment-12962 Welcome back!! 🙂

]]> https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/will-my-love-keep-me-warm-while-my-furnace-is-out-worst-title-ever/#comment-12961 Thu, 21 Feb 2013 17:36:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5318#comment-12961 LOL. The mental picture of you cleaning the filter is rather disturbing.

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