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Comments on: Why My Friends Call Me The AssMan (aka Stitches and Poo) – Part II https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/why-my-friends-call-me-the-assman-aka-stitches-and-poo-part-ii/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 27 Jul 2013 12:17:55 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: jhanis https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/why-my-friends-call-me-the-assman-aka-stitches-and-poo-part-ii/#comment-18263 Sat, 27 Jul 2013 12:17:55 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5973#comment-18263 What a terrible experience yet so hilariously written 😀

]]> By: Ralph Lauren Sale https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/why-my-friends-call-me-the-assman-aka-stitches-and-poo-part-ii/#comment-18231 Thu, 25 Jul 2013 00:18:36 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5973#comment-18231 I visited many blogs however the audio feature for audio songs current at this web page is genuinely wonderful.

]]> By: Nicole Polar https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/why-my-friends-call-me-the-assman-aka-stitches-and-poo-part-ii/#comment-18048 Tue, 09 Jul 2013 03:52:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5973#comment-18048 Some of the same weird shit that goes down during childbirth (so I’ve heard)…who knew? Although, it’s hard to say what was birthed here….you or the coffee table…

]]> By: Kristina https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/why-my-friends-call-me-the-assman-aka-stitches-and-poo-part-ii/#comment-17424 Tue, 11 Jun 2013 23:13:36 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5973#comment-17424 Hahaha… I thought you said you’d run out of your funny “this weird thing happened to me once” stories?! This is hilarious!

I detest the fact that sometimes things happen to our bodies we can’t control… I’m not a big fan of losing control. Did you know that women frequently poo while giving birth? All that pushing, and it just comes out. Grossness.

]]> By: Elizabeth https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/why-my-friends-call-me-the-assman-aka-stitches-and-poo-part-ii/#comment-17360 Sun, 09 Jun 2013 15:15:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5973#comment-17360 I was cracking up laughing while reading because you have such great humor about it, but gosh what a painful experience..awh..Thank you for the sharing. Love your blog btw…

]]> By: Erik Deckers https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/why-my-friends-call-me-the-assman-aka-stitches-and-poo-part-ii/#comment-17345 Sun, 09 Jun 2013 01:04:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5973#comment-17345 My wife, Toni, read this to me, but didn’t tell me who wrote it. As she was reading, and cracking up, I thought, “This sounds like DJ.” Sure enough, I was right. Good job.

]]> By: Tricia https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/why-my-friends-call-me-the-assman-aka-stitches-and-poo-part-ii/#comment-17336 Sat, 08 Jun 2013 17:01:13 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5973#comment-17336 Wow. Good story. Would you say that had a defining impact on your life, other than the snazzy nickname? How long before you could sit again? And if it were me, I’d want to know exactly what that scar looks like.

]]> By: Frankie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/why-my-friends-call-me-the-assman-aka-stitches-and-poo-part-ii/#comment-17335 Sat, 08 Jun 2013 15:50:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5973#comment-17335 Wow, you really owe your sister. For the rest of your life. If it had gotten infected, you would have had to go back to the hospital.

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