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Comments on: Why High Schoolers Should Drink https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/why-high-schoolers-should-drink/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:50:27 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/why-high-schoolers-should-drink/#comment-6666 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:50:27 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2831#comment-6666 In reply to HunterVanguard.

 @HunterVanguard  They really do.  Also, I plan on writing one called, “If You Don’t Kick That Bully Square In The Balls, He Will Never Stop Tormenting You.”

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/why-high-schoolers-should-drink/#comment-6665 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:49:54 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2831#comment-6665 In reply to Jennifer.

Thanks, Jenners!  Maybe I will.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/why-high-schoolers-should-drink/#comment-6664 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:49:41 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2831#comment-6664 In reply to wilyguy.

 @wilyguy  Oh sure, I was in high school.  Drinking was part of it!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/why-high-schoolers-should-drink/#comment-6663 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:49:26 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2831#comment-6663 In reply to EdmundCharlesDavis-Quinn.

 @EdmundCharlesDavis-Quinn  I will, just for you!  Ha.

]]> By: HunterVanguard https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/why-high-schoolers-should-drink/#comment-6076 Wed, 23 May 2012 13:15:16 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2831#comment-6076 This is a good start and something that could be great. High-school age people still need guidance in this area.

]]> By: Jennifer https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/why-high-schoolers-should-drink/#comment-6075 Wed, 23 May 2012 13:00:44 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2831#comment-6075 You totally need to complete this and publish it, so I can give it to my teenagers.  Really, really funny stuff here.

]]> By: wilyguy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/why-high-schoolers-should-drink/#comment-6074 Wed, 23 May 2012 12:11:16 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2831#comment-6074 “Silly head”?
You were drinking when you wrote this, huh?
 
Pretty funny stuff though!
WG

]]> By: EdmundCharlesDavis-Quinn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/why-high-schoolers-should-drink/#comment-6073 Wed, 23 May 2012 12:09:19 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2831#comment-6073 wacky … wouldn’t hurt to type that out to make it easier to read.

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