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Comments on: What’d I Say? https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/whatd-i-say/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 04 Dec 2012 14:33:23 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Synopsis https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/whatd-i-say/#comment-10477 Tue, 04 Dec 2012 14:33:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3934#comment-10477 You make me laugh so much! Once, I bought so much apparel at a sports store, because they had such good deals. It was around Black Friday, and I asked of the sales were part of Black Friday (because we don’t have it in Canada). And guess what? I had to bite my tongue to stop myself from laughing because the cashier was black!
Another time, my mother was returning a defective chair to a store. The guy helping her take it out of the car asked what the problem was. My mom told him that the arm was not good….and then she noticed the guy helping her had no arm!!!
I have so many stories like these, they always crack me up!

]]> By: jeneralinsanity https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/whatd-i-say/#comment-9240 Wed, 03 Oct 2012 03:43:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3934#comment-9240 I totally have a problem with saying things that I shouldn’t. Or things that don’t make sense unless you know me, in which case it just freaks people out. My filter broke when I was about 6 and I haven’t bothered to replace it yet. I should probably consider that someday if I ever hope to function in a real job. . .  For instance: Last week at the grocery store, I asked a really tall stranger coming down the aisle if he could reach a jar of relish on the top shelf for me. I was so happy about getting my specific relish that I said, “Oh my leaping lizards! You fucking rock! Thank you so much! If I had a pocket full of squirrels, I would totally cover you in them!”The tall stranger was clearly confused and quite possibly horrified. I tried to explain that it was actually a good thing because I love squirrels, and in my world there is no better way to thank someone. He just gave me a weird look and walked off. I also noticed him purposely avoiding getting into the same check-out line as me – EVEN THOUGH it was clearly moving the quickest.I may never learn how to properly act in front of others, but at least I know I’m not the only one. And “Old people smell and it’s time to tell Grandpa” sounds like an amazing blog post. But maybe don’t listen to me because I like to cover people in squirrels. . .

]]> By: inthemomlight https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/whatd-i-say/#comment-9179 Mon, 01 Oct 2012 02:17:59 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3934#comment-9179 I guess I didn’t tell you about my background in sexonomics.

]]> By: lcarilo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/whatd-i-say/#comment-9177 Sun, 30 Sep 2012 17:12:55 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3934#comment-9177 First sentence… Huh?  Read it again… what is that.  *Also, I’m sick today, so maybe it’s just my mushy head that isn’t making sense of if.*   **Oh, never mind. **

]]> By: lcarilo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/whatd-i-say/#comment-9178 Sun, 30 Sep 2012 17:12:55 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3934#comment-9178 In reply to lcarilo.

“of it” IT, dammit” *See, I said never mind.

]]> By: non_girlfriend https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/whatd-i-say/#comment-9176 Sun, 30 Sep 2012 14:07:54 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3934#comment-9176 “Nah – I was just kidding. Strippers are nuts.”   That was awesome!   I’d love to know what her blog address is.P.S. Go ahead and post the stanky post, please.

]]> By: ThisSillyGirlsLife https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/whatd-i-say/#comment-9175 Sun, 30 Sep 2012 13:53:20 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3934#comment-9175 LOL, what the hell did I just read?http://thissillygirlslife.com

]]> By: Vinny C https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/whatd-i-say/#comment-9174 Sun, 30 Sep 2012 12:18:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3934#comment-9174 My aunt got me like that once. No, she wasn’t a stripper or sex worker. We were talking about something completely different. Religion, I think. It was just in the same context as what you were… Hey! I don’t have to explain myself! My aunt’s a respectable woman & you have no right to judge her… Despite what anyone says about the whole stripping thing.

]]> By: ToscaSac https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/whatd-i-say/#comment-9173 Sun, 30 Sep 2012 08:59:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3934#comment-9173 I coulda been a Dominatrix…lol Not because I am damaged. Don’t ask me what else I did when I was 18. I am just a strong personality type and not exactly completely innocent and vanilla. The very thought of being a submissive makes me want to act passive aggressive.

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