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Comments on: Vlog – The G*ddamn Swiss https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/vlog-the-gddamn-swiss/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 18 Nov 2012 22:27:24 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: MimiR https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/vlog-the-gddamn-swiss/#comment-9808 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 22:27:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4335#comment-9808 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  MimiR Seriously – you are hysterical and your partners-in-crime on the couch keep up with you pretty well. I live and work near you…you should bring the little darling in to Soggy Paws sometime for a bath.

]]> By: Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/vlog-the-gddamn-swiss/#comment-9787 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 17:37:29 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4335#comment-9787 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom  You know me DJ, I’m a gregarious, friendly gal.  I just sit on the edge of that back seat, poke my head through that partition and commence a pow wow with cab drivers.  My last driver, Bronislovas, for instance, told me he gets his socks from Switzerland too.  So you guys are like brothuhs.   Completely off topic…my boys love chihuahuas, so I showed them your vlog and they both requested more videos featuring your pup. They were fascinated and asked me who you were.  When I told them your name, they were equally fascinated.  They decided to name my 6yo’s stuffed dolphin, Dolphin Joaquin Paris IV.  So there ya go.  Your demographic just widened.  But they’re never gonna see your dad’s dick posts. lol

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/vlog-the-gddamn-swiss/#comment-9783 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 17:22:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4335#comment-9783 In reply to 4hatsandfrugal.

4hatsandfrugal  They are shifty… like the Greeks.
(just picked a random ethnicity)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/vlog-the-gddamn-swiss/#comment-9781 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 17:17:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4335#comment-9781 In reply to MimiR.

MimiR  She is – it’s a good thing that I beat her constantly.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/vlog-the-gddamn-swiss/#comment-9780 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 17:17:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4335#comment-9780 In reply to karaspence.

karaspence  I am shocked that you would know a men’s brand of socks. And what friends are talking about their socks? That’s an odd dude who’s bringing up foot  apparel, yes?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/vlog-the-gddamn-swiss/#comment-9779 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 17:17:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4335#comment-9779 In reply to KateHall.

KateHall  They are mildly sheer, yes. Sad.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/vlog-the-gddamn-swiss/#comment-9778 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 17:17:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4335#comment-9778 In reply to JeanL.

JeanL  Ask and ye shall receive. Will do! (sadly, putting it on to-do list)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/vlog-the-gddamn-swiss/#comment-9777 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 17:17:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4335#comment-9777 In reply to Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom.

Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom  I’m not sure how you would see them in a cab, but okay! By the way, I’m part Lithuanian Jew.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/vlog-the-gddamn-swiss/#comment-9773 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 16:57:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4335#comment-9773 In reply to MicheleLeAnn.

MicheleLeAnn  Yeah, my dog is silly. Ha.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/vlog-the-gddamn-swiss/#comment-9772 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 16:57:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4335#comment-9772 In reply to Lillisnonnie.

Lillisnonnie  Ha – I do talk about the stupid bike thing every day. The only reason I do that is I average 135 new Twitter followers a day and most people won’t understand the context. But it annoys my regular readers. I get it. I try to be honest so if  I’m a shit to my girlfriend I talk about it. Glad to know I won you over. I sincerely appreciate it. Thanks.

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