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Comments on: My Unconscious Loves Bringing Knives Through Security at Airports https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/unconscious-loves-bringing-knives-security-airports/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:24:00 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/unconscious-loves-bringing-knives-security-airports/#comment-19542 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:24:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6514#comment-19542 In reply to Michelle Liew.

AWESOME pun. I love puns. Well done.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/unconscious-loves-bringing-knives-security-airports/#comment-19541 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:23:15 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6514#comment-19541 In reply to Kat.

Hey, at least I don’t bring one of those metal briefcases which resemble bombs. I sort of miss those briefcases. You just don’t see them anymore!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/unconscious-loves-bringing-knives-security-airports/#comment-19540 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:22:17 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6514#comment-19540 In reply to Beth.

I could really use some Breath Savers, that’s for sure.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/unconscious-loves-bringing-knives-security-airports/#comment-19539 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:21:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6514#comment-19539 In reply to Lynda Lippin.

Just put it in your sock along with your weed. 90% of the time nobody will find it. 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/unconscious-loves-bringing-knives-security-airports/#comment-19538 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:20:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6514#comment-19538 In reply to Natalie.

That’s just because you love to cut bitches.

]]> By: Lynda Lippin https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/unconscious-loves-bringing-knives-security-airports/#comment-19463 Sat, 04 Jan 2014 16:44:30 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6514#comment-19463 I have to agree that it is a bit scary that you made it through with this knife. I usually carry a small pocket multi-tool with me and always have to remember to leave it at home when I need to enter a federal government building or fly. Maybe I could bring it without worry?

]]> By: Natalie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/unconscious-loves-bringing-knives-security-airports/#comment-19462 Sat, 04 Jan 2014 16:31:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6514#comment-19462 You are so dangerous. I happen to carry a pocket knife everywhere with me, and have had similar issues…

]]> By: Michelle Liew https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/unconscious-loves-bringing-knives-security-airports/#comment-19461 Sat, 04 Jan 2014 16:31:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6514#comment-19461 I think it’s great that you bring your lunch to work,! It makes eating a lot more enjoyable, although it
takes time to prepare. Whoa…knives can be dicey!

]]> By: Kat https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/unconscious-loves-bringing-knives-security-airports/#comment-19460 Sat, 04 Jan 2014 14:03:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6514#comment-19460 I love that you carried a knife back and forth instead of just leaving it at work where you needed it, lol! I was a nervous flyer before but, now that I know you made it onto a plane with a knife TWICE, I’m not feeling entirely safe….. Good thing I don’t travel much 😉

]]> By: Beth https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/unconscious-loves-bringing-knives-security-airports/#comment-19455 Sat, 04 Jan 2014 04:29:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6514#comment-19455 Guess who’s getting a set of Blade Savers for his birthday?

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