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Comments on: It Turns Out I Sleep Bad – Part I https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/turns-sleep-bad/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 17 Jul 2015 04:29:25 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Lee https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/turns-sleep-bad/#comment-152622 Fri, 17 Jul 2015 04:29:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6929#comment-152622 Been there, done that, but without the hilarious techs. They were all serious and businessy when I did the sleep test. I could never get the headgear to stay in place. Fortunately, I have a mild case so I haven’t faced death since I discarded the space gear, with a few choice parting words. Hope it works better for you. The cat will love it!

]]> By: Dann Alexander https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/turns-sleep-bad/#comment-145270 Tue, 19 May 2015 22:23:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6929#comment-145270 What is this sleep you refer to? I close my eyes every night and hope I manage to actually rest. But it does not happen.

]]> By: dan gist https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/turns-sleep-bad/#comment-140662 Fri, 17 Apr 2015 21:46:16 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6929#comment-140662 It puts a real damper on your sex life. Nothing is sexier than sleeping next to Darth Vader.
I’ve had a cpap since 92 If I don’t use it, I’ll quit breathing altogether and then jump up like the fire alarm went off in my ear trying to catch my breath. I had a friend that died of apnea.

]]> By: carrie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/turns-sleep-bad/#comment-104800 Tue, 16 Sep 2014 01:01:53 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6929#comment-104800 Peace to you

]]> By: Hazel Hunter https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/turns-sleep-bad/#comment-96734 Fri, 15 Aug 2014 21:01:15 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6929#comment-96734 I had some really weird sleep happenings and somewhere theirs got to be some of the few that have this as far as I know it’s not an every day media event on any thing.I caught myself talking to someone.Who? I don’t know .I was awake but my eyes closed and hearing words that I could not understand coming from me-heres the kicker .My sisiter 69 lives in a room byhelf next to me but we are so separated I cannot here anything from her room with her door usually shut,until one morning around a week or could have only been days later her door was opened just enough for me to peep in for only a moment ,when I did (accidently) heard and saw her sound in a deep sleep and talking away to someone.I wondered what is this ,nothing is planned ,programed,these things really happened and I would have loved to know what we said and if that invisible talker was telling her and I things .Was it a different talker she was talking with ? This is so errie ,hard to believe.I need to set up a timed video that only records when she starts talking to who or whatever,I must know and what I was talking to as my mind recalled the hearing and the movement of my mouth so this was not made up.To me things like this really make me wonder.We are not the kind of people that talks to themselves in public or at home awake(not in our comfort zones) I want to get a professional if possible as this is just not the norm.Theres more but for now this is enough info for any one unless their are others that have known or seen this happen too,then I would love to converse and share notes. Things have happen and I have analized so much back to square one,this I promise would be a book that I had all this time but just now recalled this particular weird happening .Debunk away folks !

]]> By: Charlotte https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/turns-sleep-bad/#comment-94975 Wed, 30 Jul 2014 02:06:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6929#comment-94975 I can’t go to sleep. I have had insomnia all my life. I know there would be no way I could go to sleep with someone observing my tossing, turning. I think they would give me a better sleeping pill.

]]> By: Kalani https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/turns-sleep-bad/#comment-91407 Sat, 21 Jun 2014 21:13:18 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6929#comment-91407 I want to be mature but you said micro-arousals. I keep thinking of mini-erections.

]]> By: Lisa D.B. Taylor https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/turns-sleep-bad/#comment-81047 Sat, 07 Jun 2014 00:38:07 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6929#comment-81047 Holy crap you poor thing! I don’t think I could sleep with that thing on my face. Of course I can’t sleep without ambien. I love ambien – sleeping has been fine since I began using it and I have none of those weird side effects (like sleep driving) the media would have us believe are so prevalent. Hope things get better for you!

]]> By: Momus https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/turns-sleep-bad/#comment-80779 Fri, 06 Jun 2014 15:36:50 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6929#comment-80779 Took me into my 40s, and several relationships partially destroyed by my snoring, before I submitted myself to the apnea assessment (I did the at home version). And it came back with the ominous title “Severe Sleep Apnea” and my doctor informed me that this meant that feeling drowsy during the day was the least of my problems – it was the repeated adrenaline surges to my heart that the interruptions in breathing cause that is what’s going to kill me.

So I have had a CPAP (full mask that covers month and nose) for nearly two years, and admit I go for long periods of being a good patient and using it more nights than not, and then I decide I’d rather cut 10 years off my life then have this Hannibal Lecter device on my face one more night, and long periods of disuse follow. Problem is I have to admit it helps. As has losing 12 pounds which became easier as I exercised more when I use the CPAP consistently.

Tried just the nose mask recently (with a chin strap to attempt to keep the mouth closed) but that was for me even less pleasant as when I inevitably open my mouth (the chin strap is relatively useless) air rushed through my nasal passages out my mouth. So I am returning to the full mask now (after I get over my currently cold and recent oral surgery). Or I’ll just update my will. One of the two.

]]> By: Karma Girl https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/turns-sleep-bad/#comment-80683 Fri, 06 Jun 2014 13:34:55 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6929#comment-80683 I don’t know how you were able to sleep knowing strangers were watching. I have enough problems sleeping with all the voices. THE VOICES, I TELL YOU! Anyhoo, pleasant dreams, little blogger.

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