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Comments on: Last Night I Totaled The Free Car That Was Given To Me By My Folks https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/totaled-free-car-given-folks/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 21 Jan 2014 01:54:59 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/totaled-free-car-given-folks/#comment-24763 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 01:54:59 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6306#comment-24763 In reply to Cara Lyn Erickson.

Okay, that was solid. The two arms comment. Well done.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/totaled-free-car-given-folks/#comment-24762 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 01:54:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6306#comment-24762 In reply to TJ.

Yeah, to my pocketbook! Kidding. It was fine – nobody hurt. That’s all that matters!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/totaled-free-car-given-folks/#comment-24759 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 01:36:53 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6306#comment-24759 In reply to DC Dana.

Yeah, we were very lucky. I think I still have the Jaguar thing around here somewhere. Only four months later and I’ve already lost it. Ha!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/totaled-free-car-given-folks/#comment-24757 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 01:36:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6306#comment-24757 In reply to Schmuck Buddha.

Thanks for the support! Wow – remind me to always have you in my corner!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/totaled-free-car-given-folks/#comment-24756 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 01:35:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6306#comment-24756 In reply to Pat.

Ha – well I used to be a four but got downgraded. I technically make money so I guess I am a professional. Either way, glad I fired you up!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/totaled-free-car-given-folks/#comment-24755 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 01:34:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6306#comment-24755 In reply to Lovelyn.

Thanks!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/totaled-free-car-given-folks/#comment-24754 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 01:34:07 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6306#comment-24754 In reply to Stuck_Mom.

Obligatory pun – but appreciated.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/totaled-free-car-given-folks/#comment-24753 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 01:33:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6306#comment-24753 In reply to Gina Valley (@GinaValley).

It did! I had a total loss on the vehicle which served as down payment for an even better vehicle! It all worked now. I mean I now have a car payment, but hey, join the rest of us!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/totaled-free-car-given-folks/#comment-24752 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 01:33:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6306#comment-24752 In reply to AlwaysARedhead.

Ugh – I’m sorry. Yeah, we made it out okay. Very lucky!

]]> By: Schmuck Buddha https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/totaled-free-car-given-folks/#comment-18922 Thu, 07 Nov 2013 08:07:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6306#comment-18922 In reply to Pat.

Pat, your comment is pathetic. Get a life man/woman. It’s people like you that take the fun out of being creative. Let’s see you build a website, create good content and gain viewer engagement. It’s trolls like you that give the word pathetic a new meaning. Why don’t you go back to your shitty little existence that you call a life and actually grow a brain and make something cool. Till then keep the bullshit negativity to yourself. Unless your adding to the conversation don’t be so quick to put someone down. Good day sir or ma’am.

D.J. keep up the good work and stay creative.

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