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Comments on: Too Many Tomatoes https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/too-many-tomatoes/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 24 Nov 2012 06:52:44 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/too-many-tomatoes/#comment-10164 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 06:52:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3169#comment-10164 @Katjaneway  you know – I don’t think we did! If so, I forgot about it. It was fun but too much.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/too-many-tomatoes/#comment-10160 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 06:47:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3169#comment-10160 @Jammum  Some people do hate tomatoes. We call those people “weirdos”.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/too-many-tomatoes/#comment-10161 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 06:47:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3169#comment-10161 @ModMomBeyondIndieDom  I did a bacon fest here in Chicago. Same result. After an hour I was ready to pass out. And I did!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/too-many-tomatoes/#comment-10162 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 06:47:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3169#comment-10162 @TRfromRL  I know – I would totally hit it. Oh wait – I have.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/too-many-tomatoes/#comment-10163 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 06:47:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3169#comment-10163 @keavenneely  DO it! We’ll see you there – I’ll be the really handsome blogger puking off the balcony with red projectile bile.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/too-many-tomatoes/#comment-10158 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 06:47:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3169#comment-10158 @ViolaFury  My ex-wife who did vet surgery, she would reek like garlic for days after. She never believed me until one day she was telling her vet-tech and he said, “Oh – I just assumed you never showered.” She was mortified.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/too-many-tomatoes/#comment-10159 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 06:47:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3169#comment-10159 @Kelly Fox  Post tomato I literally passed out in full street clothes by 2pm. It was amazing.

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