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Comments on: I Threw My Holiday Cards in the Trash – A Confession https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/threw-holiday-cards-trash-confession/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 23 Aug 2014 16:08:10 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Howdy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/threw-holiday-cards-trash-confession/#comment-97892 Sat, 23 Aug 2014 16:08:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6485#comment-97892 In reply to D.J. Paris.

I’m impressed! You’ve managed the almost imiplsobse.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/threw-holiday-cards-trash-confession/#comment-19499 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 00:15:50 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6485#comment-19499 In reply to Laura Vona.

“blog of horror” – I love it! Also, “true comedic genius” – I love that even more! Remind me to award you “Most Awesome Commenter EVER.”

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/threw-holiday-cards-trash-confession/#comment-19498 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 00:14:54 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6485#comment-19498 In reply to Kate Hall.

No I didn’t cry. I’m not that big of a pussy. Ha!

You know what was weird about the store was that the shelves were totally full. I had no idea they were closing.

Oh well, I’ll be more careful next year!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/threw-holiday-cards-trash-confession/#comment-19497 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 00:13:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6485#comment-19497 In reply to Ruby.

Yeah, I did yours. Glad you believe me story – I couldn’t come up with a better lie if I wanted to!

Oh, no, it’s worse that that (the taxes). This was for MY company! Ha. Time to call the accountant. Ugh.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/threw-holiday-cards-trash-confession/#comment-19496 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 00:12:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6485#comment-19496 In reply to Lady Unemployed.

You don’t do Xmas cards because you’ll throw them in the trash unintentionally? That’s amazing foresight on your part!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/threw-holiday-cards-trash-confession/#comment-19495 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 00:11:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6485#comment-19495 In reply to YourMotherIsADirtyGirl.

Yeah, maybe I did make the whole thing up! That would be awesome, but horribly sad, too, that I would go to such lengths when it would take just as much time to make the damned things. Ha!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/threw-holiday-cards-trash-confession/#comment-19494 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 00:10:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6485#comment-19494 In reply to AlwaysARedhead.

I definitely did yours – what a bummer!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/threw-holiday-cards-trash-confession/#comment-19493 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 00:09:59 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6485#comment-19493 In reply to Jess.

Supermarkets sell all sorts of stuff! Food, in particular.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/threw-holiday-cards-trash-confession/#comment-19492 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 00:09:14 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6485#comment-19492 In reply to A Pleasant House.

I forgot if you were on the list (I think you were) – sorry. Ha!

]]> By: Laura Vona https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/threw-holiday-cards-trash-confession/#comment-19454 Sat, 04 Jan 2014 03:33:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6485#comment-19454 This blog of horror amused me to no end but what really slayed me was the letter of familial achievements of some random family that you had included. True comedic genius, I’ll be laughing about that all year and I wasn’t even on your list! Thanks for the giggles, sorry for the loss of your cards but you sure gained a funny story out if it!

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