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Comments on: ThoughtsFromParis Holiday Card 2011 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/thoughtsfromparis-holiday-card-2012/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 08 Jan 2012 04:43:47 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/thoughtsfromparis-holiday-card-2012/#comment-4397 Sun, 08 Jan 2012 04:43:47 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1560#comment-4397 You’ve got me pegged. And by pegged I mean nailed. And by nailed I mean sexually dominated.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/thoughtsfromparis-holiday-card-2012/#comment-4390 Sat, 07 Jan 2012 18:46:55 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1560#comment-4390 In reply to circustoybox.

@circustoybox Wow – now you’re making me beg. Please share the dad d story with your friends. They need to know how sick you are.

]]> By: circustoybox https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/thoughtsfromparis-holiday-card-2012/#comment-4384 Sat, 07 Jan 2012 17:52:02 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1560#comment-4384 Well, me being quite intelligent did not give you my address.

Though I did like the idea of receiving a holiday card I:

1) Didn’t want to be a filthy liar, because if I shared my “favorite” blog from you, it would have to be the one about your dad’s junk…and that would just give my Facebook friends, and future nosy Facebook-checking employers the wrong idea.

Or maybe they would relish in my extraordinary good taste…well, better safe than sorry.

2) your holiday card might creep my parents out knowing that if the card is anything like your blogs, it would be nothing short of “unique”. And I was right. (though it did make me smile)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/thoughtsfromparis-holiday-card-2012/#comment-4355 Thu, 05 Jan 2012 02:40:17 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1560#comment-4355 In reply to Sonja Rois.

@Sonja Rois Oh, you definitely made my 2012 stalk list. Congrats!

]]> By: Sonja Rois https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/thoughtsfromparis-holiday-card-2012/#comment-4354 Thu, 05 Jan 2012 02:38:39 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1560#comment-4354 I got mine! And I love it and am working on the pic you requested of ppl who got it. Just been a bit under the weather lately.

If it makes you feel any better, I didn’t exactly give you MY address over the internet. Just my mailing address. XD (It’s ok if you stalk them or send random crap to them. I do.)

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