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Comments on: This Sweating Thing Is Goddamned Lame
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Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are!Sat, 24 Nov 2012 05:47:43 +0000
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By: D.J. Paris
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/this-sweating-thing-is-goddamned-lame/#comment-10147
Sat, 24 Nov 2012 05:47:43 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3191#comment-10147@pdk117 Trust me, pale and without muscle definition is not getting anyone hot. But thanks for the pump up!
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By: D.J. Paris
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/this-sweating-thing-is-goddamned-lame/#comment-10146
Sat, 24 Nov 2012 05:42:44 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3191#comment-10146@KatsTheory I loved everything about this comment. For real.
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By: D.J. Paris
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/this-sweating-thing-is-goddamned-lame/#comment-10116
Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:37:43 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3191#comment-10116That’s true – uptown blocks are not awful. In Chicago each block is a real block. And next time, don’t be so lame. Come!
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By: D.J. Paris
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/this-sweating-thing-is-goddamned-lame/#comment-10115
Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:37:43 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3191#comment-10115@NatteringNic That’s true. I’ve been to Patchogue. 5/10.
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By: D.J. Paris
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/this-sweating-thing-is-goddamned-lame/#comment-10113
Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:37:42 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3191#comment-10113@Nicole Mojan You’re Persian. I feel like they don’t sweat. They wear too many synthetic fibers, that much I know. But I don’t see them as sweat-ers. Do they?
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By: D.J. Paris
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/this-sweating-thing-is-goddamned-lame/#comment-10114
Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:37:42 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3191#comment-10114@Gwennie What – cooling vests. Amazing. Had NO idea! Thank you so much!!!
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By: D.J. Paris
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/this-sweating-thing-is-goddamned-lame/#comment-10112
Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:32:51 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3191#comment-10112I mean, since I beat them and all, I might as well do at least one nice thing. I’m kidding of course. I don’t beat women. I politely shove them.
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By: D.J. Paris
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/this-sweating-thing-is-goddamned-lame/#comment-10108
Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:32:50 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3191#comment-10108@Hannah Bunker Hi Hannah!!!!!!!!!!!!! Since I’m always four months behind on comments, I just found this. I was dry when we hung out. I’ve been telling everyone we’re best friends now. That’s cool, right?
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By: D.J. Paris
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/this-sweating-thing-is-goddamned-lame/#comment-10111
Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:32:50 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3191#comment-10111@elysemessing77 Wait – black women sweat? I do not believe you. Of course I’ve only met three in my life. One was Oprah, and I didn’t so much “meet her” as “watch the show once.”
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By: D.J. Paris
https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/this-sweating-thing-is-goddamned-lame/#comment-10110
Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:32:50 +0000https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3191#comment-10110@LilBeth He just liked smelling other women’s crap. I know that’s gross, but I did meet the dude once. Loves poop smells.
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