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Comments on: This Sweating Thing Is Goddamned Lame https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/this-sweating-thing-is-goddamned-lame/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 24 Nov 2012 05:47:43 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/this-sweating-thing-is-goddamned-lame/#comment-10147 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 05:47:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3191#comment-10147 @pdk117  Trust me, pale and without muscle definition is not getting anyone hot. But thanks for the pump up!

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/this-sweating-thing-is-goddamned-lame/#comment-10146 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 05:42:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3191#comment-10146 @KatsTheory  I loved everything about this comment. For real.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/this-sweating-thing-is-goddamned-lame/#comment-10116 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:37:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3191#comment-10116 That’s true – uptown blocks are not awful. In Chicago each block is a real block. And next time, don’t be so lame. Come!

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/this-sweating-thing-is-goddamned-lame/#comment-10115 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:37:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3191#comment-10115 @NatteringNic  That’s true. I’ve been to  Patchogue. 5/10.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/this-sweating-thing-is-goddamned-lame/#comment-10113 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:37:42 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3191#comment-10113 @Nicole Mojan  You’re Persian. I feel like they don’t sweat. They wear too many synthetic fibers, that much I know. But I don’t see them as sweat-ers. Do they?

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/this-sweating-thing-is-goddamned-lame/#comment-10114 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:37:42 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3191#comment-10114 @Gwennie  What – cooling vests. Amazing. Had NO idea! Thank you so much!!!

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/this-sweating-thing-is-goddamned-lame/#comment-10112 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:32:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3191#comment-10112 I mean, since I beat them and all, I might as well do at least one nice thing. I’m kidding of course. I don’t beat women. I politely shove them.

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/this-sweating-thing-is-goddamned-lame/#comment-10108 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:32:50 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3191#comment-10108 @Hannah Bunker  Hi Hannah!!!!!!!!!!!!! Since I’m always four months behind on comments, I just found this. I was dry when we hung out. I’ve been telling everyone we’re best friends now. That’s cool, right?

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/this-sweating-thing-is-goddamned-lame/#comment-10111 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:32:50 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3191#comment-10111 @elysemessing77  Wait – black women sweat? I do not believe you. Of course I’ve only met three in my life. One was Oprah, and I didn’t so much “meet her” as “watch the show once.”

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By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/this-sweating-thing-is-goddamned-lame/#comment-10110 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:32:50 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3191#comment-10110 @LilBeth  He just liked smelling other women’s crap. I know that’s gross, but I did meet the dude once. Loves poop smells.

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