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Comments on: The Time I Thought I Was Dying (But It Turns Out I Totally Wasn’t) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-time-i-thought-i-was-dying-but-it-turns-out-i-totally-wasnt/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 18 Apr 2013 23:43:04 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Gretchen https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-time-i-thought-i-was-dying-but-it-turns-out-i-totally-wasnt/#comment-14106 Thu, 18 Apr 2013 23:43:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1861#comment-14106 OMG, u need more doctor friends. Or maybe not. We can be rather dull collectively….

]]> By: malaikatq5 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-time-i-thought-i-was-dying-but-it-turns-out-i-totally-wasnt/#comment-4992 Tue, 20 Mar 2012 23:48:11 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1861#comment-4992 @delfinparis http://t.co/V6eqXPaL

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-time-i-thought-i-was-dying-but-it-turns-out-i-totally-wasnt/#comment-4991 Tue, 20 Mar 2012 23:21:35 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1861#comment-4991 This may be totally off-topic, but how was the juice? o_O

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-time-i-thought-i-was-dying-but-it-turns-out-i-totally-wasnt/#comment-4655 Wed, 08 Feb 2012 03:09:54 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1861#comment-4655 In reply to therealbirdman.

@therealbirdman Amazing. You have heroic qualities, young man.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-time-i-thought-i-was-dying-but-it-turns-out-i-totally-wasnt/#comment-4654 Wed, 08 Feb 2012 03:09:33 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1861#comment-4654 I will flush it out with Fresca. And don’t tell me what to do.

]]> By: SeriousK https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-time-i-thought-i-was-dying-but-it-turns-out-i-totally-wasnt/#comment-4958 Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:25:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1861#comment-4958 Yes the magical power of red pee! Just flush it out with some vodka and you’ll be back to normal.

http://www.issheserious.com

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-time-i-thought-i-was-dying-but-it-turns-out-i-totally-wasnt/#comment-4648 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 22:00:44 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1861#comment-4648 Everyone should buy my pal @RachelintheOC book about #mancode http://t.co/4Vw980Ql – it’s only $.99!

]]> By: therealbirdman https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-time-i-thought-i-was-dying-but-it-turns-out-i-totally-wasnt/#comment-4647 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:36:23 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1861#comment-4647 That’s uncanny. I almost wrote a post about our company warning us that we were getting a drug test the next day. I went and ate a pound of asparagus and half a jar of beet pickles. That’ll teach the fascist bastards.

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